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Your favourite colour can indicate your sexual lea


YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS THE KEY TO YOUR SEXUAL LIFE

RED
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily
aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark
is lighted, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get
together, the ensuing erotica would make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers
of red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors should beware!

PURPLE
Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves too regal for a fun
romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss their
hair. Men are businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In both
sexes, purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment then
anyone else's gratification.

BLACK
Black color preferences point to black sex. These people are the
misfits of the sex world and seek each other in kinship. They tend to
prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in
nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when
under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychologists claim that
many sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence
that the uniform of mobsters and teenaged gangs is black attire.

GREEN
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to
sex. Women who love green will make love like virgins all their life.
And a man may also be a trifle clumsy and awkward, but in a charming
and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle but not
passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about
infidelity.

PINK
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters.
Women tend to tease; to promise more than they intend to deliver. In
some cases, they flaunt their femininity - but because they secretly
hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire lingerie
wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the type who will make three
dates for the same evening and not keep them, preferring to pick up a
dish in some bar instead. Pink indicates a tendency to squander
money.

ORANGE
Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act
is regarded as a dramatic role, a one act play in which they are the
star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper
sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue they feel fits their image.
Orange people often do not experience orgasm - but they put on a damn
good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair and women tend to
leave welts on their sex partner's back!

BROWN
Sex is a 24-hour a day thing to them. They tend to say "I love you"
often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching
snowflakes on their tongue ins a turn-on to a lover of brown. They
need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are
such that one harsh word could end an affair.

GRAY
The color gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't
get excited about anything - including colors - so they choose a
noncommittal shade. Men who prefer gray look at sex as a means of
relieving tension - nothing more nothing less. It's "wham, bam, thank
you ma'am". Women don't make love, they have intercourse. They count
the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and
done. When a gray marries another gray, the marriage is made in
heaven. But when teamed with another color, the gray spouse considers
the other's infidelity a blessing.

BLUE
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere,
affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider
lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love
blue are like concert pianists; delicately ravaging their partner like
they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to
the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion might be
compared to tidal waves rather than fiery aggression. Both men and
women enjoy Foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking as much as the
act. In marriages, a blue person is a wonderful mate - never failing
to please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.

YELLOW
If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and lean
toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow!
but don't panic - not everyone who wears yellow is queer. In most
cases the person will accommodate to the stronger partner's desires in
a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you
will never turn down an invitation from someone you enjoy or admire.


 
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