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Bono/Kennedy Jokes
Bono/Kennedy
Here are some bad (good???) one liners about Sonny Bono and Michael
Kennedy.
Some are pretty tasteless, so read on at your risk:
It has just been reported that Michael Kennedy's last words were, "Sonny
Bono, go long. "
Q: What was a common factor in the deaths of Chris Farley, Sonny Bono and
Michael Kennedy ?
A: A white powdery substance.
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Q: And why did Sonny Bono ski into the tree??...
A: It's always been a good political move to keep up with the
Kennedy's.
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Duet sung together by Michael Kennedy & Sonny Bono
(to the tune of: "I got you Babe")
PINE TREES HURT BABE
I don't know, but I been told,
that skiing's not a good idea when you're old....
Well, I don't know if all that's true,
but I believe that wood's not all that good for you...
Pine trees hurt babe....
On my face babe....
They don't move babe....
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What's the title of Sonny Bono's new hit single?
"I Got Yew, Babe...."
Why did Sonny die in a ski accident?
After being a mayor and a congressman, he wanted to be a Kennedy.
What's the difference between Sonny Bono and Michael Kennedy?
About five days.
Police reported Sonny's passing was a quick death. Just like his solo
career....
What preceded Sonny Bono's senseless death?
Sonny Bono's senseless life.
How was the body found?
Sonny side up.
What kind of tribute should Cher perform at Sonny's funeral?
A moment of silence.
How do we know Sonny was a politician at heart?
At the very end, he was stumping.
We are all mortal. And in the end, Sonny was just ski and bones.
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Michael Kennedy
What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy?
John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.
Has Elton John re-written any of his songs for Michael Kennedy?
Not yet, but he's done one about the tree: "I'm Still Standing"
How can you be sure that Michael was really a Kennedy?
Check the family tree.
How will the priest begin Michael Kennedy's eulogy?
"We are gathered here together on this slalom occasion...."
A simple accident? Some witnesses insist there was a second tree at the
snow-covered knoll...
What do Michael and JFK Jr's magazine "George" have in common?
-- Wood pulp.
New bumper sticker...."Plant A Tree....Kill A Kennedy...."
What's an event you don't want to be at?
-- A Michael Kennedy New Year's Bash
What will it take to reunite the four Kennedy brothers?
A1: One more bullet.
A2: A season lift pass.
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