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Sonny Bono Jokes
Sonny Bono Jokes
And so it begins... What follows are the better of the one-liners regarding
the death of Sonny Bono. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't
really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have
enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably
not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in
the title - ed.
Particularly sensitive readers will not want to read this. [Not to mention
those with any modicum of good taste.]
These are in very bad taste, You have been warned!!
It has been rumored that the latest ski accidents are a conspiracy - The
trees were planted. [from the Bob and Tom radio show - Indianapolis, IN]
What do the Republican and Democratic Parties have in common? An extra lift
ticket.
Grim Reaper Skier's Forecast . . . Mostly Sonny.
If Sonny Bono skis into a tree and no one is around to hear it...Does he make
a sound?
This morning's NPR news's coverage of Sonny Bono's death stated that the
former singer "had a great impact on the entertainment world and politics",
to which I mentally added, "not to mention on a tree."
The recent deaths of Michael Kennedy and Sonny Bono have led to concerns that
more mandatory safety regulations are needed on the ski slopes. I disagree. I
think that all that's needed on the slopes are more politicians.
Did ya hear about the new movie that's out? White Men Can't Ski
With Sony Bono's death our country has lost both a statesman and an
entertainer. Although on the entertainment side, the only impression he
could do was Michael Kennedy.
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