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SOME FUNNY UP TO DAY INFO ON AIDS
AIDS UPDATE REPORT
The AIDS strains listed below are becoming more common as transmission
of the disease increases. All DND medical personell are to be made
aware of the symptoms and methods of contact transmission.
If you catch it from a cocktail waitress, it's BARMAIDS.
If you catch it from a virgin, it's FIRST AIDS
If you've been infected by jack Lemmon, it's LEMONAIDS
If you catch it from a follower of Jimmy Jones, it's KOOL AIDS
If you catch it at school, you have GRAIDS
If yo catch it in Florida, it's GATORAIDS
If it's spead by roaches, it's RAIDS
If you're lucky enough to catch it from Bo Derek, it's BRAIDS
If you catch it while matching, it's PARAIDS
If you give it back to someone who gave it to you, it's TRAIDS
If you catch it in France, it's PAR LE VOUS FRANCAIDS
If you catch it form a gang member, it's SWITCHBLAIDS
If yo catch it from a black, you get ZIPPITY DO DA AIDS
If you catch it from George Bush, it's PRESIDENTIAL AIDS
If you catch it from infected sunglasses, it'S SHAIDS
If you get it from playing party games, it'S CHARAIDS
If you catch it from a contaminated dishwasher, it's CASCAIDS
If you catch it on Halloween, it's MASQUERAIDS
If it's from a person between 30 and 50, it's MIDDLE AIDS
If yo eat an infected chocolate bar, it's MILKY AIDS
If you catch it from a musician, it's BANDAIDS
If you catch it from a senior citizen, it's OLD AIDS
IF you get in the Florida swamps, it's EVERGLAIDS
Probable the most insidious, and easily caught strain is the one you
catch all by yourself, this one is called MASTERBAIDS.
Finally, a shocking disclosure. The Statue of Liberty has AIDS. It is
unknown if she got it from the mouth of the Hudson or if it was from the
Staten Island Ferry.
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