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The recent tragic death of Sonny Bono and death of Michael Kenne
Rooterz Newz Service, Palm Beach, CA
The recent tragic death of Sonny Bono and death of Michael
Kennedy in tree-related skiing accidents has conspiracy theorists
abuzz.
The ominous parallels can't be denied:
William Kennedy died after skiing into a tree in Aspen, CO
Sonny Bono died after skiing into a tree in Lake Tahoe, CA
An Aspen is a kind of tree
The word "Tahoe" is Native American for "tree"
Bono was interviewed by MTV VJ "Kennedy" at the last Republican
convention.
Kennedy had a secretary named "Loni"--which rhymes, sort of,
with "Sonny".
Kennedy was a socialist who thought everyone (but him) should
just "share".
Bono was once married to "Cher"
Kennedy was born into an idolized family yet managed to disgrace
himself.
After losing family and career in his divorce with Cher, a
disgraced Bono managed to recreate himself honorably and rise to
the position of idolized Mayor and then Congressman.
Kennedy was accused of molesting an underage girl
Bono had a daughter named, ironically, "Chastity"
These parallels have led some to suggest the so-called Single
Tree Theory: the idea that in fact there weren't two individual
trees involved, but rather only one tree that committed both
assassinations, alone. But the crucial causal linkage between the
two killings remains elusive. Who would have a reason to target
both of these men? The obvious answer is the powerful
"enforcement arm" of the National Forest Service. Created in
the early 50's, the NFS recently had its funding questioned by
Bono's House Ways and Means Committee. So much for Bono. But
what quarrel could the NFS have had with Kennedy, a friend of
every government program known to man? When asked for a comment,
National Forest Service spokesman Bob Woodward responded, "I
don't know what the hell you're talking about."
Indeed.
Eric Shrewd (eshrewd@interstice.com), reporting.
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