The Conspiracy Surrounding Bread

by Loyal Limpet

I am ot sure how many of you people live in Britain, but if you do get out now!!! The people that most of us thought were the 'good' guys (very, very loosely used) are actually the most evil people on Earth. Forget OSAMA, forget SADDAM, and forget BUSH! Theres evil coming, and I suggest you all start running!!!!!!!!

For years now, our British Government has steadily been increasing the price of a loaf of bread. Many people believe that this is down only to infaltion. Those people are either:

a) Completely and horribly wrong, or
b) Agents working for the Government's behalf.

Now, the excess money that is skimmed off from these bread sales, is going to create a new super weapon. I believe this weapon will come in the form of a giant fish who will eat everyone leaving the country open to colonisation by Venusians. The most worrying thing is that although everyone believes that GEORGE BUSH'S lapdog bitch BLAIR is running the country, when it is none other than the iron lady herself MARGARET THATCHER.

Please everyone run. Leave all that you hold dear, unless you wish to become food for a giant fish!!!!!