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101 ways to tell if you're a prep...

You Might Be A Prep.......

Erik Draven and Beavis

1. If you think GAP clothes are `cool man'.
2. If you listen to Weezer.
3. If you listen to Green Day.
4. If you listen to your parents.
5. If GAP clothes are your idea of a Christmas present.
6. If you think you're a skater because you wear Stussy clothes.
7. If you hang out with Erik Kazmar.
8. If you wear your bookbag on both shoulders.
9. If you went to the NIN concert. (Not to say NIN are prep, but the only ones
who could afford tickets were the preps.)
10. If you watched Woodstock 2 on MTV ad thought it was `grunge'.
11. If you watch MTV for new bands.
12. If you watch MTV period. (Other than an occasional B&B)
13. If you think the new Surf Report in Hanes Mall is a skate shop.
14. If you play soccer.
15. If you assosiate yourself with soccer.
16. If all your friends play soccer.
17. If you watched a whole world cup game.
18. If you thought it was exciting.
19. If you tried out for a high school soccer team.
20. If you made the high school soccer team.
21. If you went to a high school soccer game and rooted for anybody.
22. If you think soccer is a `dangerous contact sport.'
23. If you think soccer and `No Fear' shirts have anything in common.
24. If you think Barney is cute. (AARRGGG!!)
25. If you like things nice and clean.
26. If you go to the mall more than once a week.
27. If you think Disney movies are `sooo cute!'
28. If you shop at the Disney store.
29. If you think Shaquille O' Niell is `phat'.
30. If you liked the movie `Reality Bites'.
31. If you liked the movie `Singles'.
32. If you want to consider yourself a part of Generation X.
(Fuck that shit!)
33. If you were disapointed when Micheal Jordan quit.
34. If you cared when he took up baseball.
35. If you were shocked when Kurt Blobrains blew his empty head off. (He had
it coming)
36. If you're rooting for OJ.
37. If you care.
38. If you think it hurts when a soccer balls hits you in the nads...
39. If you find Beavis and Butthead offensive.
40. If you think Black Flag is a roach killer.
41. If you think Green Day is punk.
42. If you think Henry Rollins is punk.
43. If your idea of a mosh pit is crowd surfing and jumping up and down.
44. If you TV remote is auto-set to MTV.
45. If being called a punk pisses you off.
46. If you think you're `grunge'.
47. If you bought a pair of low-top chucks.
48. If you bought your chucks in plaid.
49. If you think you're making a fashion statement by being `grunge'.
50. If you keep up with night-time soap operas (i.e. Melrose Place,
Beverly Hills 9056abcd)
51. If you think the Olsen twins from Full House are cute. (Grow up)
52. If you want to save the planet.
53. If you want to save the whales.
54. If you want to save old copies of Seventeen Magazine.
55. If you listen to Rage and still believe all the BS you learn in American
history.
56. If you think punks are `hippies'.
57. If dying you hair school colors is a statement.
58. If you want to date jocks or cheerleaders to impress your friends.
59. If you like (or liked) your high shool english teacher.
60. If you find OJ jokes offensive.
61. If you find Kurt Blobrains jokes offensive.
62. If you find this paper offensive.
63. If you think Eddie Bauer sells camping clothes.
64. If you spend all class period scribbling `I love _____" on your
notebooks.
65. If you like to gossip. (yes, even the guys.)
66. If you joined one of those sissy clubs is High School that helps old
people and stuff.
67. If you were a good boy scout. (Nothing said about the ones who threw empty
cans of bug spray into the fire at camp.)
68. If you were a good girl scout and sold are your fucking cookies.
69. If a fun afternoon is getting together with all your friends and
going to the mall.
70. If you went to Suckapalooza last year and are looking forward to going
again.
71. If you find Puck from that Real World show rude and offensive.
72. If you hang out in the alternative section at music stores looking for
the latest band that `all your friends are listening to.'
73. If you are not the least bit embarrased by carrying around bags from
the GAP or the Limited.
74. If you can relate to any of the characters in the HBO comercials.
75. If you have to scream and yell everytime you see someone you know.
76. If this paper just keeps on offending you.
77. If you can wear you clothes tight and short.
78. If you walk around (or walked around) your high school campus screaming
"Go team".
79. If high school sports amuse you. (Aside from seeing dumb jocks smack
into each other.)
80. If you played high school sports.
81. If you're a compulsive eye-roller.
82. If you keep up with USA todays `in and out' list.
83. If you're always complaining.
84. If you ever clean out (or cleaned out) your locker.
85. If you try to act like you don't care about school, but preticipate
in all the activities.
86. If you've got pictures of teen-age actors hanging up all over you walls.
87. If you keep a mirror in you locker.
89. If you comb you hair after class so as not to look unacceptable.
90. If you're embarrased after gym because your clothes a are wrinkled.
91. If you wear one of those stupid little pigmy bookbags.
92. If you have a different outfit for every day of the month.
93. If your rich-bitch parents take you everywhere.
94. If you're looking forward to college.
95. If you want to join a fraternity and become a frat-brat.
96. If you `wouldn't be caught dead' in something.
97. If you fucking care!
98. If `101 ways to show Barney you love him' made you cry.
99. If breaking up with you boyfriend\girlfriend makes you cry
100. If you've got the nerve to insult someone for doing something and then
turn around and do it once it becomes popular.
101. If you're so mad right now from reading this paper you could kill.

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