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vANNA's collected mail from Just Say Yes BBS

Read Vanna's Mail!

From: VANNA
To: MIG MASTER
Subject: hi

Well, big beare is gay and he is so proud of it that he tells everybody he
likes to catch other mens cum in his mouth and then says you cant catch
aids that way. If i were you, i would'nt touch him with a ten foot pole!

From: VANNA
To: MIG MASTER
Subject: hi

I heard the last 2600 meeting was held in a GAY restaurant in the heart of
the GAY district. I heard the black guy suggested it and he is gay too.
What's going on here?

Msg # --- Date: Sat 2-16-91, 7:58 pm
From: COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
To: VANNA
Subject: re: japs - blech

I don't know if you're merely insensitive or truly ignorant, but my
sensitivity to the word 'japs' used to describe the Japanese people prompts
me to write you. Don't worry, this post is private, and I don't really want
to castigate you in any of the public forums, but really - using the term
japs just really rubs me the wrong way. I can't ask you to change your
point of view regarding other people, and I certainly can't put myself up as
a paragon of virtue, but when confronted with something I find unnecessarily
racist, I am compelled to act. After all, it doesn't cost anything to be
courteous. Perhaps you should consider the feelings of others before using
a given term. At any rate, those are my thoughts on the matter.

3...2...1...count zero <interrupt>

From: VANNA
To: COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
Subject: re: japs - blech

i am just reponding to the other guy. tell him off, not me! WHY SHOULD HE
HAVE THE LESIURE OF NOT SPELLING OUT THE WHOLE WORD AND NOT I?

From: COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
To: VANNA
Subject: Relax, Sheena -

...I didn't eve know there was 'another guy' who you were replying to. I
don't do a newscan and read every single message here (I'd be on for hours
just reading!). So if someone else used the term 'japs' then of course I
would feel the same towards his use as well. But because other people use
the term doesn't make it right, and you know better...

What strikes me most about your reply is that you don't really seem to care
how it made me feel to be put down like that. I didn't hear an apology -
only a strange attempt to justify your use of derogatory terms by saying
others do it too. Of course, freedom of speech is treasured by myself and
you certainly have the right to say/think/believe whatever you want. But I
also have the moral obligation to let you know that it hurts my feelings to
know there are people like you still out there. If my feelings (and perhaps
the feelings of other Japanese as well) aren't important to you, then
perhaps there is nothing further to do. But, as it is with all things, the
choice is ultimately yours to make...

3...2...1...count zero <interrupt>

From: VANNA
To: COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
Subject: Relax, Sheena -

How did you know my real name? Well, I do not feel i have to apologize for
anything. there is alot of name calling on this bbs concerning, whities,
niggers, sand niggers, stupid Republicans and what not.

That's the nature of this BBS. Free speech! There is no Affrimative Action
police here, so you dont be one. Its a losing battle.

If you do not like this BBS call another one.

From: COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
To: VANNA
Subject: Golly, I didn't realize...

...that cognitive thought is not part of your rather extensive repertoire of
responses to given stimuli. I never mentioned that I wanted you not to
speak freely. If you actually read my e-mail to you, you'll find that I
said that in pretty much straightforward fashion. The only reason that I
felt compelled to mention my thoughts to your is the same reason that, for
example, a black person might mention to a prejudiced white person that
calling him a nigger offends him. So, I'll say this flat out - Vanna, (or
Jim, or Paul or whatever your real name happens to be at this time) calling
people of Japanese origin or descent "Japs" offends me. I'd like you to
stop using that term, although I realize that you are probably incapable of
doing so, given your track record. But as I stated in my previous post, the
ultimate decision is yours. Feel free to make it...

3...2...1...count zero <interrupt>

From: VANNA
To: COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
Subject: Golly, I didn't realize...

Well to fucking bad for you. You dont like it, go to another BBS!!

From: COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
To: VANNA
Subject: I can see that this...

...point is falling on deaf (or more probably, dumb) ears. Tell me, how
does it feel to be a true racist in the tradition of such luminaries as
George Wallace? Sigh, I've seen so many like you on the boards throughout
the years - arrogant with newfound facts from your freshman courses, secure
in the anonymity provided, socially retarded and unable to form true
friendships. The computer is probably a good release for you, since it
makes no judgments based on appearance. It always does what you tell it to
do, and when it does not, then you have something to blame that can't talk
back or reason away the falsehoods. The computer is always there, where
people are not. The computer as you only friend. A machine. How
symptomatic of the American culture. But I'm afraid most of this is beyond
you, judging from your brief and inarticulate responses. So you needn't
bother replying, although you may make some attempt at an intelligent
response (doubtful, I must say). So you've made your choice. Have fun, and
let me know if there's anything further I can do to provide some
entertainment...

3...2...1...count zero <interrupt>

From: VANNA
To: COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
Subject: haha

Educate yourself.

From: COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
To: VANNA
Subject: Educate yourself...

...in what disciplines? What would you suggest, you big fat smarty?

czi

From: VANNA
To: COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
Subject: Educate yourself...

guess.

From: DR. STRANGELOVE
To: VANNA
Subject: skhhsiuaoiu

Messages similar to the previous will be forwarded to FLAME in the future.
Please give substace to your posts, or don't post at all.

From: VANNA
To: TECHNICAL TERRORIST
Subject: BUY IT QUICK,MAKE AN OFFER,PLEASE

Now your number is all over the boards you black fag!

From: TECHNICAL TERRORIST
To: VANNA
Subject:

why is everybody raggin on me. all i am trying to do is sell my computer..

but that's all right,cause i got better thing to do than to let a BITCH,or
should i say DYKE BITCH get to me.

you SLUT. i know about you.people on this board have told me about you.
some of the same people who you say are your friends.THEY laugh in your
face and talk behind your back. and then you have the nerve to call me
a Black fag. that's wrong you did not have to call me that. be nice
caus i have feelings to.

thanx.
bitch!

From: VANNA Read: 0 times
To: TECHNICAL TERRORIST
Subject: why

Fuck you nigger fag. I know where you live and work. Now i know your number
too. HA HA! and youre wrong. Everybody is against you and crank calling
you! hahaha!

From: VANNA Read: 0 times
To: EMPEROR RA-LUGI
Subject: Re: Black violence

Dont twist my words! Notice i did not connect poor with dumb, but you
did!!!! WHy? because you have a racist mind!!

From: TECHNICAL TERRORIST Read: 1 times
To: VANNA
Subject: why

why do you have to get racial. all i am doing is defending myself.you
can't blame me for that.so lets put it to rest o.k.

stay off my dick,please!

From: VANNA Read: 0 times
To: TECHNICAL TERRORIST
Subject: why

UP YOURS FUDGEPACKER.

From: VANNA Read: 0 times
To: SYSOP
Subject: dd

Hmmm, i see lots of one liners by many people, so why do you pick on me?
Becasuse you dont agree with my viewpoints! Well, thats bullshit and you
know it. Why are you singling me out?

From: TECHNICAL TERRORIST Read: 1 times
To: VANNA
Subject: why

FUCK YOU,BITCH

and

Stay off my Dick

From: VANNA Read: 0 times
To: TECHNICAL TERRORIST
Subject: why

Your dick is gross. Get a life.

From: NOBLE METALS Read: 1 times
To: VANNA
Subject: blonde

Blondes are nice. I'm just making a personal survea...i've gotten some
damndebly interesting results too.
So tell me, vanna, do your friends consider you outlandishly good looking?

From: VANNA
To: NOBLE METALS
Subject: blonde

Yes, people say i'm pretty, especially my boyfriend.

From: Anonymous
Forwarded From: Flame!
Subject: Re: Mondo 2000 articles on brain drugs..

DONT BELIEVE ALL THAT SHIT YOU READ IN MONDO 2000. YOUR TAKING THINGS THAT
CAN DAMAGE YOUR BRAIN PERMANENTLY. YOURE ALREADY PRETTY STUPID..

s
.s

From: VANNA

Forwarded From: Sex & Affection
Subject: confused?

confused? why dont you just go and kill yourself.

From: DR. STRANGELOVE
To: VANNA
Subject: Straw...

I have only two days a week to watch the system. Since you are clearly too
stupid to know how to behave like a human, I'm chopping down your system
time to make my life easier.

You were warned.

From: VANNA
To: DR. STRANGELOVE
Subject: Straw...

Hey screw you! You discriminate agaisnt me because i'm a woman, but you let
others get away with it.

From: NOBLE METALS
To: VANNA
Subject: acutally...

No i'm not making a pass. In fact, I don't see why I would.
Your name will be added to the great list of blonde bimbo's.
Have a nice day!
The Armadillo's wish you well.

From: VANNA
To: NOBLE METALS
Subject: acutally...

you're not so hot yourself limpy!

From: VANNA
To: SYSOP
Subject: j

You're a real asshole. why don't you just go to hell?

From: NOBLE METALS
To: VANNA
Subject: What?

"Limpy."? what? Are you implying that my penis has the same consistancy as
a dishtowel? Does your boyfriend have a big fat hard on? Does he loooove to
rub it up and down in frount of your face? Do you like to lick the cum of
his delectably long sucliant tool? Do you really have a boyfriend?
Maybe a....Girlfriend?
Do you pertisipate in mass sex orgies and get your deep snatch worked
so dry you could strike a match on it?
Armadillos make great sex toys.
Have a nice day!

From: VANNA
To: NOBLE METALS
Subject: What?

At least my boyfriend has a cock. Where's yours? is that a hair or what?


From: VANNA Read: 0 times
To: SYSOP
Subject: fuck

You're a real asshole. First you reduce my time from 60 to 30 min, then to
15 min, now to 12 min. Why are yo singling me out and discriminating
against me? There are others who write one liners too but do you do
anything about it? no, you just discriminate against me. Don't be a racist,
sexist asshole. Restore me back to 60 min.

From: MCZIPPER
To: VANNA
Subject: time

Are you serious?? Your kidding right?? Why don't you ask him for some more
time, and if he says no, just call with a new account..right?

From: VANNA
To: MCZIPPER
Subject: time

The sysop has cut my time down to 11 min/day now! he is a sexist! Its okay,
i'm gonna get revenge.

From: VANNA

To: SYSOP
Subject: sd

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHY DID YOU REDUCE MY TIME TO 11 MIN? RESTORE IT TO 60
MIN IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE I WILL HAVE TO GET REVENGE ON YOU.

From: SYSOP
To: VANNA
Subject: sd

>YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHY DID YOU REDUCE MY TIME TO 11 MIN? RESTORE IT TO 60
>MIN IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE I WILL HAVE TO GET REVENGE ON YOU.

If you haven't figured out why by now you're even dumber than you smell.

From: VANNA
To: SYSOP
Subject: you choose

Suit yourself.

From: VANNA
To: SYSOP
Subject:

Do you live on Filbert St.?

From: VANNA
Reply-To: DEXTER RILEY, "Pussy, the liking thereof"
Subject: eat me

Then eat me!

Hey Vanna baby, I'll eat you if you let me!!

From: VANNA
To: MCZIPPER
Subject: EAT

SURE, YOU CAN EAT ME IF YOU'RE REAL GOOD! WHATS YOUR NUMBER?

From: NOBLE METALS
To: VANNA
Subject: I see.

You mean, that over your terminal and through the smallest courners of the
intricate system of wires you have set up in frount of your face you can
actually SEE me? Now that is scary.
Just wondering, do you think you are a racist?
and...how are you enojoying your glorious 14 minute a daily rant?

The armadillos wish you well. Not.

From: VANNA

To: NOBLE METALS
Subject: I see.

FUCK YOU.
 
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