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A most excellent tale of noises on the roof, in do
Douglas had a reep-Bam, started out slow
it happened first when the wind would blow
the tin was thin, on the roof you see
and the wind would lift it obnoxiously
"REEP" said the tin on a stormy night
"Bam" said the tin when the wind got light
Then the wind would shift
and the tin would lift
and the "reep" would sound
like a mournful hound
then the wind would slack
with a fearsome crack
from the tin and the slam
with a reep-Bam, reep-Bam, reep-Bam-BAM
Douglas's reep-Bam made him see red
made enough noise to wake the dead
reep-Bam, reep-Bam all damn night
scared all the lizards, put the pigeons in flight
"Reep" moaned the tin on a windy night
"BAM" groaned the tin when the wind got light
Then the wind would quicken
and the plot would thicken
and the "reep" would screech
(with the tin out of reach)
and the wind would slow
and the "Bam" let go
with a sound like a WHAM!
reep-Bam, reep-Bam, reep-Bam-BAM
There's a moral to this story, of that I'm sure
if you have a tin roof, you must be poor
'cause the din from the tin will drive you to drink
regardless of what else you might think
"Reep" said the tin when the wind got high
"Bam" said the tin when the wind went by
Kryton
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