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Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreaks at Beyond Hope - Part

Thus continues the saga of the Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreaks at Beyond Hope,
this is part 6. (as written by Displaced Electron)
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As Tragon, Dave, and Death Christ exit the club, Tragon notices a cab
driving down the street in their direction.

"Taxi!" Tragon yells into the night.

The yellow taxi cab careens into a lamp post, crushing it's front end and
playing god with the lamp post's electronics causing a shower of sparks
and glass to fall in the street. A rodent and the stray cat chasing it
scamper for cover.

"Dumbass," Death Christ shakes his head.

Tragon pulls out his radio. "I'm going to fuck with him while he calls his
dispatcher," he chuckles. Tragon, being the Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreak that
he is, locates the proper frequency in a matter of seconds and turns the
volume up.

"Alli baba jaba hoba! This is 7-11! I have car trouble!" bursts from the
radio's speaker.

After waiting over 10 seconds, there is still no reply.

Tragon grins and depresses the push to talk button on his yaesu. "7-11. This
is alli baba jaba hoba. What is your situation?"

"Alli baba jaba hoba! Some kid crashed into me! My front end is a
mess!" replys Tragon's radio.

"I've had it with your lies, 7-11! We have been watching you! There is a
video camera inside your rear view mirror! We have you on tape! We know you
crashed into that lamp post! We know you've been masterbating on company
seat covers!" Tragon screams into his radio.

"Masterbating? But i do not masterbate! It is forbidden!" stammers 7-11.

"Enough of your lies, 7-11! What do you have to say for your actions?" demands
Tragon.

"I-"

"Look at me when you are speaking, 7-11!" Tragon yells.

7-11's head snaps up to gaze at his rear view mirror. "I am very very sorry,
alli baba jaba hoba! I beg your forgiveness!"

"I will give you one more chance, 7-11. A tow truck has been sent to your
location, it will arrive shortly. You will pay for all repairs yourself. I
will forget this transgression, and it shall not be spoken of again. Alli
baba jaba hoba out!" Tragon says sternly and turns off his radio.

"Heh. That was cool," remarks Death Christ.

Dave turns his head and whistles. A second yellow taxi cab pulls up along
side the trio. "Hey guys, lets go," Dave says.
-----
Thus concludes part 6 of the ongoing Mighty Mutant Sewer Phreaks at Beyond
Hope saga.
 
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