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Hunter S. Thompson defense fund

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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
C/O Hunter S. Thompson Legal Defense Fund
P.O. Box 274
Woody Creek, CO 81656

Dear Hunter:

I thought you would like to be aware of chief deputy DA Chip
McCrory's recent correspondence indicatesire to purchase
permanent worldwide exclusive rights to my coveted line, "snot
suckers". tsol laeyou to know he considers himself to be
in great company for admiring, and wanting toacuie snt
ucer".
Siskel and Ebbert said of snot suckers, "I laughed and cried, it is
truly a depictation of the banale human condition." Dr.
Hunter S. Thompson entreated, "Huh, wa, umm, oh yea, snot suckers,
ido ae awanna stumble, fart, and fall doesn't it?" The
Academy of Motion Picture Radio and ecclngArs f il Vlley
declared, "It's extraordinary to think that the same individual
that brugh ussuc reigius ewes a, 'any Friday is a good
Friday, and Passover then Pass out' is also apabe ofsuchwarmh
an suble nance that invoke an insinuated pathos."

You know what this Jackal has to be thinking. Many people have
encouraged me to simply retire such aristically unique
line as snot suckers, instead of selling it to a totally
unreconstructed Bre ieMCoy.

In regards to McLawman's query surrounding the premature retirement
of snot suckers, I have to assumchewed the butt out of the
Aquave worm in too many bottles of Benzine laced Mescal Tequila.
h ulcotr surrounding these grade?school?playground?crack?merchant sniffing hounds denigratin Ol ar soud ea u hot
enough to make the Chernobyl melt down look like a cheap popcorn
fart.

An amphibian like McBat?dung hopes that just renting snot suckers
will afford him the type of publicttention usually
reserved for Elvis look?alike's strolling around Graceland at
midnight. Hi otre aim obviously is bent toward trying to
topple one of the last vestiges of free America uner yurneess elongs to a select group of small preschool children that
can't even pronoune sot uckrs aveandbee knwn to tug at
their mommy's sun dresses, point, drool, and gack aloudwhil
shoting "boger iter"

Mc?Under?urinal?screen?residue asked himself, "how much is all of
this going to cost me? Can I affohat the heck will I do
with it once I have it?" To be quite honest Hunter, I told him
snot ukr ih equite a bit out of his price range at this
stage of his career. I told him that I miht hweer b prsadd?
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to part with the following precious trinkets from the Jimi Hendrix
"Blue Collection".

I told their Department to consider the endless possibilities for
the following possible descriptionr little association of
slow moving fun seekers: "Afterbirth on Toast", "The San Francisco
SnonCri lrpers Social Club", "Eat the Peanuts Out of My
Poop", and "Egotesticle Bikers From te oakil af".

Hunter, I told these dregs to have their people call my people so
we can work out the financial detarrange for them to begin
enjoying the tremendous social, professional, and personal rewards
eeae rmoficially being known by one of the aforementioned
monikers.

Hunter, drop me a quick line to let me know how you're getting
along and if you want to discuss futuors. If your people
are not available due to extreme colonic distress bespeaking a
horrifyigSnaF e exican meal of fermented hot sauce, call
me directly by E?Mail using a computer at Te emleofth
Sremig Electron at (415) 935?5845.

Think about it Bro, I remain, ticking away the moments that make up
a dull day, fritter and waste thn an off hand way, kicken
around on a piece of ground in my home town, waiten for someone orsmtigt hw me the way.

Holding down the fort near Mitchell Brothers O' Farrelville,


Jimi Hendrix




 
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