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List of Cool Stuff
Nifty Little Reactions
and how to make some coolshit
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Things You'll need:
1:100% sulfuric acid (can be found in drain cleaners at home improvement
(stores)
2:Some canning jars with sealable lids
3:Crystallized Drano
4:100% Lye (it is found in "Lewis Red Devil Lye" and can be bought at almost
(any grocery store{it too is used in drain cleaners})
5:Glycerin Capsules (Commonly found if you dump out capsulized pills)
6:Gasoline (If you don't know anything about where to get this I'm
(suprised you had the intelligence how to read this)
7:Styrofoam (Can be bought at home improvement centers in long 1' by 4'
(lengths,or can be taken out of some types of packing)
8:Small disposable propane tanks
9:Phosphorus road flares
10:A few BIC lighters (To use and if you don't use them all I have some
(neat shit to do with them)
11:Duct tape
12:Those wasp and bee killers that will reach up to 30 feet
13:Possibly some magnesium firestarters
14:Propane torch (portable is best)
15: At least half a human brain to have the common sense to run
after on of these is set
These items are just some chinsey (tested) ideas that my friend and I came
up with and think that you'd like if you ;like I,are a pyro too...
I do realize that these wont always work but try and experiment with them
until they do...these aren't really designed to destroy things except
the items it took to make them...THIS IS FOR INFORMATION ONLY AND I AM NOT
LIABLE IN TTHE CASE OF YOU'RE TOO DUMB AND YOU HANG AROUND ONCE THEY'RE INI
TIATED...DON'T BE STUPID DON'T BE COCKY AND DON'T BE CAUGHT...BUT MOST OF AL
L HAVE FUN AND GO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE...
Lesson 1:A napalmish substance
Take one of your glass jars and fill it a little under half with some unlead
ed gasoline,cut or break up some styrofoam and start pushing it into the gla
ss jar until it is either full or won't dissolve anymore.Possibly stir or
shake it and make sure there are no chunks in it...let it rest outside
overnight and next day pour off the excess gas that is on the top of the
mixture,then let it sit for another hour and come back and pour some more
of the gas off and repeat this until you have a substance that you can
play with in your hands and it doesen't drip and then you have napalm.
USE(S):You can mold this into cracks and crevices and it should stay there,
light it with a lighter and walk or run away...when it burns it produces
a good amount of black smoke and chars up almost anything,it can start
house fires or any item that is made of wood...if placed underneath
a car's gas tank (a pound or two) it will boild some of the gas in the
tank therefore causeing the car to blow up...but it's flame is about
1' to 3' tall so if you do it be careful that there is no one around because
they will probably notice.When it burns it spreads kind of and it is fairly
hard to put it out by covering it with something and sometimes water can't
extinguish it so foam works best...
Lesson 2:Nifty go Boom
Take a disposable propane tank,some duct tape,and a road flare or magnesium
fire starter...tape the road flare or magnesium to the side of the propane tank
magnesium works best but it is harder to initiate but anyway,one you have
the choice taped in place light it so that the mag or flare is on the bottom
becuse HEAT RISES!! if you use the magnesium you will have to wear welding
glasses once it is light becuse it is very bright,we haven't tested it with
the chlorate road flares so make sure you use the phosphorus ones,if
magnesium is used REMEMBER THESE THINGS:a.Magnesium burns very hot so you
might want to light one end of the stick and already have the tape on it
then once it is lit quickly tape it to the side of the tank then set it down
somewhere and keep in mind,sometimes it burns through the tank rather quickly
and sometimes it burns slow...STAY AWAY UNTIL YOU CAN SEE THERE IS NO FLAME OR
THERE IS NO SOURCE OF LIGHT THERE WHATSOVER but just wait about 1/2 hour
from the time that there is no light...you can never be too safe...
When this blows it will either A:Just make this gigantic blast of gas as the
tank gets ripped apart...or
B:The gas inside will catch too therefore
causing a huge explosion hehehe...
More Directions:Get as far away as possible but so that you can still
see the explosion,if you can see any scraps remaining that means
that there is a piece big enough for cops to get your prints off of so if
you can run fast enough run down there and get the scraps and get the hell
out of there ASAP...
Lesson 3:yay...
As Soon as you add this stuff get away and hold your breath...the gases
are lethal and poisonous (they can kill you) duh...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!READ ALL DIRECTIONS BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take one of your jars and pour in about 1/2 in. of sulfuric acid...throw
in some drano WOW..isn't that great,now throw in some lye,isn't that
wonderful too...if you take some glycerin capsules and fill them with
drano and lye and put them into a SEALED glass container and set them onto
a rock or something like that and it should blow up !!!NEWS FLASH!!!!add
some ammonia to the sulfuric acid before you stick the capsules in...
(plain sulfuric acid takes about 8 hours to degrade the capsules)but
be careful when you add the ammonia because it makes a HIGH HEAT steamy
almost explosive reaction,I would tell you to put some ammonia in capsules
as well but it eats through them in about 10 seconds and it burns your hands
in the process,BE CAREFULLLL read directions on container of acid,if you get
it on your hands you are pretty much a goner,if you wash it off with water
it burns,if you leave it on it burns your skin throughly so be careful,
also don't leave the caps off of the drano or on the lye,remember to clean
the tops of the drano and lye containers before you put them away,once again
be careful with the containers and the contents because they are corrosive
I got some lye on my hands and at first it just sits there and you don't
really notice, then all of a sudden it just starts and extreme burning
is the punishment for getting it on your hands,also becareful with ALL
chemicals listed in this INFORMATIONAL PACKET
Lesson4:BICness
Dig a hole,get in it DIE!! no, just kidding,dig a hole to china,stick
a bic in the side of one of the walls close to the bottom but make it so
that you can nicely fit a plastic spoon underneath it RIGHT underneath it
OK? now go find a plastic spoon somewhere and light the non-spoonish end
of it and stick it about 1"in from the end of the lighter now walk away
calmly and hopefully no one will notice.The reason I told you to put this
whole thing in a hole is because it smokes alot but if you stick it in a
hole for some reason it doesen't smoke too much and for some ODD reason
it makes a louder explosion.When the lighter blows you'll know it,what
happens is the plastic spoon is hot enough to melt plastic but when it
is under the lighter it boils the gas inside first and makes a noise the
equiv to about a 45cal blank IF YOU MAKE IT RIGHT, you can make it louder
by digging a hole that is about 6-9 inches wide and you can experiment with
the depth because you don't want to deprive it of Oxygen but you want it to
have the cannon effect too SO...anyway another reason of the hole is for the
wind,if it is windy then in the hole might work better but anyway...now for
the next lesson...
Lesson5:Guaranteed You've tried it before
Take your wonderfull can of wasp killer, spray it a couple of times at what
ever you want to die...YAY..now take it and hold a lighter about 2 inches
underneath the nozzle and about 9 inches out from the nozzle and just be
careful not to get the shit on your hands and keep in mind that the tip of
the flame should be in the spray,now you have a flamethrower that sprays
about 10 to 25 feet,but once again keep in mind that this too makes a fair
amount of smoke so doing it in plain sight of people might not really be
too advisable and if you think that going out at night will solve your
smoke problem YAY now you have a problem of a Bright red flame about the size
of a yugo in your hand lightting up your face so everyone can get a positive
ID of the person who is playing these pyrotricks soooo...watchit...and besides
that you'll probably torch your hand trying to see what the hell you're doing
anyway so just BE CAREFUL...I might actually care if you lose body parts due
to ignorance of my safety precautions so I am an no way liable....
JUST DON'T FUCK AROUND,KNOW WHAT YOUR OBJECTIVE IS AND FOLLOW THROUGH...
Live Long and blow things up...
...Exploding Jackalope ^ ^
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