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A True Story About Cops, Drugs, and Friends

by timebomb

It all started when I went to my friends house, lets just call him satan, just because he is in jail. And if the feds got there hands on this I dont know what they do. I walk into his trailer and there is this extremly fat, ugly, bitch in his kitchen. Satan says to me hey I need to talk to you about something. Unaware what he was going to tell me I proceded to the bathroom with him. When we got there he told me that the fat bitch, we called her cousin it, said she would teach him how to cook meth. This cought my attention because I was a revolutionist in the making. Or thats what I thought. Me and satan became not only best friends, but business assocites. We gathered the materials for the batch, and went down south in my car to cook this meth with cousin it and her boyfriend. We got there and nobody had any marijauna so it put a damper on the process. That night we got high with some people I will never meet again and got the fuck out of there. Then we hit up the anhydrus ammoina tank at a coop. We went and cooked it at a park in the middle of no where. That night started something I will never forget.

As soon as we got back we started to get more materials to make the white gold. Me and satan cooked alot of fuckin meth that summer and things were looking good. Until I got a owi. Then it ment looking for someone else to drive while we got the jungle juice and got to the spot to cook it. We trusted someone we shoud'nt of trusted. we will just call him fag. Fag had a car and that was what we needed. We never did teach him how to cook it because he was a fag. Any way fag-snitch got busted in a school parking lot. He had satans gun underneath his driver seat. He showed it to a little punk, and he told the school prinipal. The cops came with the snap of your figers.They also charged fag with owi. He was involed in meth makeing of course he was twacked. The cops raided satans trailer and found shit. Satan was sent to prison for 25 years. To bad for me I was also at the trailer when the cops came. Right now Im being charged for conspiracy to meth manufacter. 3 months later satans little brother was also busted for it. Satan never snitched on me nethier did his brother.I might be able to get off my charge because of lack of evidence. Satan was only 18 when he was sent to jail, that means the next time I see him I will be 42 years of age. This story is dedicated to all the other manufacters out there, and lesson must be learned never trust anybody unless you know them for at least 7 years. That is the golden rule.

 
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