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cDc 189: My Circumcision
by Franken Gibe
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...presents... My Circumcision
by Franken Gibe
>>> a cDc publication.......1991 <<<
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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I had foreskin. About three yards of the stuff. It used to hang outta
the bottom of my pants leg. Sometimes I'd use it to tie my sneaker when the
laces broke. You know I did this. It was publicized in several important
periodicals under the heading of "Farm Machinery Innovations."
I knew the foreskin wasn't mine. I saw pictures of myself as a child
without six feet of flabby flesh shoved in my right front pocket. My parents
were in on my subsequent acquisition of foreskin. It was rubbery, not like
skin. More like a petroleum product. I now know it was an experiment
initiated by extraterrestrial genital engineers. I now know they hoped to
establish a race of Exaggerated Foreskin Creatures... EFC's. I now know that
they hope the EFC's would form a pool of slave labor. Later, the foreskins
would be removed and used by several collaborating automotive conglomerates in
Japan as a Wonder Material for auto upholstery.
When I enlisted the services of a Renegade gynecologist to remove the
foreskin, I noticed that Dan Rather and Peter Jennings BOTH evidenced signs of
nervousness in their nightly broadcasts. Dan stumbled over the word "fuselage"
twice, and Peter picked at a scab on his lower calf. The latter was revealed
to me in a letter sent by A Friend.
The doctor used laser technology (acquired from a crashed ET space
vehicle) to cut off the foreskin. It measured 9ft, 4in. when stretched. I had
the foreskin tanned and stuffed, and now use it in food processing.
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.ooM |Copr. 1991 cDc communications by Franken Gibe 08/31/91-#189|
\_______/|All Rights Pissed Away. FIVE YEARS of cDc|
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