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A Few of My Favorite Drugs

by Jeff Hunter

These Are a Few of My Favorite Drugs
(Sung to the tune of These Are a Few of My Favorite Things)

Methadone, quaaludes, powder blue poppers,
Acid taken in sheets and eye droppers,
200 proof liquids consumed in one glug,
These are a few of my favorite drugs.

Ecstacy, mushrooms, and sweet little lab hits,
Talking erections and six foot tall rabbits,
Black shiny spiders and brain-burrowing bugs,
Things that I see on my favorite drugs.

When the walls melt,
When the tongue lolls,
When I'm flying high...

I just take a few of my favorite drugs,
And then I can geeeeeet by....

Composing poetry, making BBS posts,
Ingesting new substances, don't overdose,
Life support systems, don't pull out the plugs,
When I've had more of my favorite drugs.
 
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