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Grateful Dead profile
8:07 A.M. : Alarm goes off, immediately ingest 50 mg. uncut LSD 25. Go back
sleep before eyes open.
9:47 A.M. : Eyes opne because thing are getting too intense on the eyelids.
Notice that blanket has turned into Cheryl Tiegs. Smile, put
on Aoxomoxoa. Crawl into bathroom, attempt to swim laps in the
bathtub. Take 37 bong hits and find a juicy Vantage Light butt
under the refrigerator. Forget to light it.
10:22 A.M. : Phone rings, forget which room you left it in. Put on Work-
ingman's Dead, find phone in aquarium, agree to meet Ron at the
Aristocrat in half an hour. Space on hologram-metaphysics, run
through Friend Of The Devil on guitar with no G-string. Wonder
where you left the mescaline. Smile again. Remember you have
field tickets and were supposed to go over to Folsom when the
alarm went off. First wave of panic.
10:58 A.M. : Can't find Steal Your Face, now sweating profusely. Bacon
turned into little green lizards at the 'Crat, had to leave
before the little fat men......never mind. Roommate is playing
The Clash again, where's Seastones when you really need it?
Find mescaline in backpack, eat it all to counteract acid.
Merely complicates geometry of reality. Consume 47 times it's
weight in excess...wonder if you'll get a guitar
pick from Jerry today,
decide to wear the Blues For Allah jersey. look for car
keys. Take detour thruogh the Roger Dean mural. The Clash
sound like an electric garage door trying to kill Democracy.
Must run away.
11:30 A.M. : Get halfway before you realize this concert isn't at Red Rocks
today. Second wave of panic. Open second pack of cigarettes
as you realize you were supposed to pick up Sheila too. Heaven
Help The Fool jams in the tape deck, begin having nervous
breakdown, swerve to avoid 280 ZX passing joggers. Cop roars
up behind you, lights mesmerizing you. Pull over near Rocky
Flats, eat three joints. Cop roars by. Faint.
12:02 P.M. : Sprint to stadium. Get to gate, realize you forgot your
tickets in the car.
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