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Lyrics to Weird Al's Smells Like Nirvana

Smells like Nirvana
By "Weird Al" Yankovic
Typed in by MAGISTER LUDI!
Note: this song contains some nonsense words. any word enclosed in a {} is to be said phonetically.{laff} would be laugh. Get it? Good.

What is this song all about?
can't figure any lyrics out.
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know
Don't know
Don't know
oh no!
Don't know
Don't know
Don't know

Now I'm mumblin'
And I'm screaming!
And I don't know
What I'm singing!
Crank the volume
Ears are bleeding!
I still don't know
What I'm singin'!
We're so loud and
incoherent
boy this otta
Bug your {parounts!}
Yea!
[after 5th guitar note]
BURP!
[in same spot]
SCHWING!

It's un-in-tell-ig-a-bul
I just can't get it through my skull.
it's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
with auhl these marbels in my mouth
Don't know
Don't know
Don't know
oh no
don't know
Don't know
Don't know

Well, we don't sound
Like Madonna!
Here we are now!
We're Nirvana!
Sing distinctly [sing clearly]
when I wanna
Buy our album!
We're Nirvava!
A garage band
From Seattle!
Well it sure beats
Breeding cattle!
yeay!
[after 5th guitar note]
MOO!
[same spot]
BAAAA!

[GARGLE SOLO]

And I forgot
the next verse.
oh well i guess it pays to rehearse.
the lyric sheet's
so hard to find
what are the words on nevermind?

don't know
Don't know
Don't know
oh no
don't know
Don't know
Don't know

Well I'm yellin'
And we're playin'!
but i don't know
what I'm sayin'!
what's the message?
I'm conveying?
can you tell me
what I'm sayin'?
So if you got
some idea,
didn't think so.
well i'll see ya!
sionara! (x2)
...
{hayinowoa} (x2)
...
{hiinawaa}
{ya-da-da-da} (x4)
koff Koff!
 
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