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The Whomp Whomps
by RedAnarchist
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Warning: I am not sure how dangerous this is so don't go blaming me for any chronic lung diseases or any other side effects of this activity.
Materials: An airhorn.
Instructions: Tear off the nozzel and anything else from the top of the airhorn until all you have is a single tube sticking up. Press your thumbnails on the edges of the tube but not over the hole. Stick the top part of the airhorn into your mouth and press down while inhaling NOTE: this will not produce the loud noise because you tore the nozzle off (hopefully). Take one full huff of this stuff and then put the bottle down. Talk. Say something funny, this is the opposite of helium. After your voice goes back to normal everything will start to pulse and you will begin to laugh at EVERYTHING you see. After you are done laughing repeat the process if you want, but i wouldnt reccomend it, this shit gives you a killer migrane if you walk around or talk too much after it wears off.
Background on the Whomp Whomps: Me, Jeremy, and Daniel were sitting in Jeremy's garage one day just talking and somehow the topic of huffing spraypaint came about. Jeremy picks up an airhorn out of nowhere and breaths it in. At first i was thinking "what a dumbass, im gonna laugh when he falls over dead". But after he said Son of a Bitch and it sounded so funny i just had to try. So really, all the credit goes to Jeremy and Daniel, i was just a bystander. Now, youre probably wondering where the name "The whomp whomps" came from? Well if you've ever seen Charlie Brown then you'll know what im talking about, the adults sound like they are saying whomp whomp over and over again. So yea, your voice sounds just like them, henceforth, the whomp whomps. And also i must remind you, DONT DO THIS STANDING UP. I did, i walked straight into a wall and got a very mild concussion. Yup, so thats the scoop, and remember, I have no fucking clue how dangerous this is, so dont blame me if you come home with an eroded lung one day.
- RedAnarchist. All credit goes to my friends Jeremy and Daniel for this discovery.
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