Weed Cigs

by thegreatamericansmokeout

Disclaimer: This information must be spread like a beautiful uncontrolled blaze burning its way through the offices of the DEA. Hoarding it will result in my suing your ass into oblivion for severely pissing me off.

Background: One day, while strolling through a casino, marveling at the stupidity of all the monkeys emptying their wallets into blinking and clanging collection bins, I felt ticked off to see people smoking cigarettes everywhere, knowing that I couldn't enjoy my herbal substance of choice (cannabis, of course - what else is there?) there because people didn't understand it. I resolved to find a way to defeat this. A matter of moments later, the answer popped into my mind. Below is the process I developed shortly thereafter, which is designed to be extremely simple to perform. This process removes nicotine and many of the compounds responsible for harsh smoke from tobacco, while extracting the cannabinoids (they are what get you high) out of cannabis into the tobacco. This results in a "tobacco" that is non-addictive and gets you high. The resulting cigarettes smell and burn exactly like generic unaltered cigarettes. The amount, ratio, and quality of substances used in the process below can be altered to adjust the number of weed cigs made and the strength of such.

Process: First, the tobacco must be removed from the cigarettes. This is done by rolling the cigarette in the fingers while applying pressure, which loosens the tobacco, causing it to begin falling out. Collect the tobacco from ten cigarettes, and place in a coffee maker as you would coffee grounds (if you don't have a coffee maker, you can just place the tobacco in a filter instead, and run hot water through). Keep reloading the coffee maker with water and restarting the cycle until the "brew" comes out as just a pale yellow (this removes nicotine while cleaning many of the harmful compounds out of the tobacco - and, by the way, this doesn't damage or permanently contaminate the coffee maker). Dump the "brew," unless you're interested in poisoing small animals by boiling off the water, dipping darts in the remaining nicotine oil, and sticking them in the victims. Now take half of an eighth of mid-grade cannabis, tear it into the tiniest grounds possible, and place in a bottle. Add six tablespoons of isopropyl alcohol, and let it sit for 24 hours. Then filter out the cannabis plant material, and mix the filtered (green) solution with the processed tobacco. Allow this wet mush to evaporate while stirring every now and then to ensure even depositing of cannabinoids into the tobacco plant material. Once it's dry, all that's left to do is pack it back into the cigarette papers. Keep in mind that the ends of the papers often need to be twisted to ensure that nothing comes tumbling back out.

Congratulations: You now have cigarettes that get you high! Smoke these anywhere tobacco is tolerated - a restaurant, a casino, a sidewalk. Or, if you're strapped for cash, you can sell these. People will easily pay $3 each, and sometimes up to even $5.

Conclusion: Remember the disclaimer and get to work.