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The First Toke
by DutChMaSta-MuRpH
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Ok, lets go...
So it was the the beggining of fall and I had finally decided I was ready to tackle the big green monster. Before that moment I had viewed marijuana as a serious drug, and I was as scared as it as I was Heroine. I invited three friends over to smoke two dimes between us , two of them already smoked up before.We sat and just chilled for a while and then nightime rolled around and we went out side to toke up in the rain with umbrellas. I cautiosly inhaled while my friend coached me on the art of inhaling(I was coughing so fucking hardcore). Then it hit me like a gift from buddah himself, I suddenly found myself literaly unable to surpress my smile , I was stoned and it was good , no, AMAZING! Before long we had the munchies like mawfukahs and I decided to order a pizza . Ring,Ring "hello roma pizza" the italian man on the other end said "H-hi , I-I'd like a huge pizza please with 4 cokes" I managed to blurt out oblivious to the fact that "Huge" was not a pizza size , and that I only had one lonesome $20 bill. After some arguing about the size of pizza I wanted ,me and Hector worked things out and the pizza was on its way. After the call I started to smile again only I didn't know I was smiling and quit frankly I thought my face was having a seizure. Holy SHIT I only have 20 bucks for a 35 dollar meal , when I realized this I started laughing histericaly and my friends were quite confused. I explained the situation to them and dismay set in emediatly.My friend quickly explained to me that a 14 year old can't legaly enter in a contract ,therefore If I were to slam the door in the pizza guys face without paying tecnichaly it would'nt be stealing and thats exactly what I did. I gotta tell ya , slammin' the door in Omar's face was quite a rush, until the cops rolled up. I never ran so fast in my life , none of us did, we ran out the back door into the night pizza box in hand. The pigs never came back , neither did Omar for that matter, all that was left was a tiny yellow post it note threatening legal action ahhahaahhahahahhahahhahahaaahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahh what a laugh. Anyway , bottom line , don't fuck with the pizza guy ,esspecialy if hes foreign(they hate white kids).
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