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Willy Wonka's Bong Factory

by om3ga


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Getting started...

Bong 'caps'

For bongs and the like, a gauze [the thing you burn your pot on] is needed... If you have a brass/steel pipe gauze, that would be ideal. Just drill a hole into a plastic coke bottle top and put the screen over it. This is handy as it screws on and off easily. If you don't have a gauze, you can make one like I do. The advantage of these is that they're disposable.

You will need:

tinfoil (approx. 1 inch x 4 inch)

a thin pin/needle

a lighter

i. Run a flame over all of your tinfoil, both sides, (because if you inhale unburnt tinfoil, it leaves white spots on your lungs... according to all smack heads I know)

ii. Fold your foil (Zack says the ideal cap is folded four times) and mould over the top of an empty 2-litre bottle, making sure there is a slight dip (to hold more pot!)

iii. Pepper the dip in the foil with lots of small pinholes until it looks like a sieve.

iv. Now you crumble your resin onto the cap and place on top of your bong.

Let's begin...

Waterfalls

A waterfall is a simple bong, easily made from bits of shit lying about a typical pothead's home.

You will need:

a 2-litre plastic bottle

a lighter

a sink

i. Burn a hole the size of a penny about 2 inch from the bottom of your 2-litre bottle (try a 3-litre bottle if you’re not a rookie!)

ii. Under a tap, hold your left thumb over the hole and fill to the top with water.

iii. Keeping the water in with your thumb, screw your cap full of dope (see above) on with your right hand and make sure it has a tight seal.

iv. Release your left thumb, burning the dope at the same time with the lighter in your right hand. The escaping water should suck air from the top (and the flame of your lighter) and the water will be displaced with smoke.

v. Remove the cap (carefully!) and suck from the top until all the smoke is gone.

Bucket Bongs

A bucket bong is similar to a waterfall. Easy to make, it’s simple but very effective...

You will need:

a 2-litre plastic bottle

a large plastic bucket

a lighter

a sink

i. Fill your bucket with water.

ii. Cut your 2-litre bottle down so all but the neck will be submerged.

iii. Lower your bottle into the bucket then carefully place your gauze on top.

iv. Holding the neck with your left hand, slowly raise the bucket, whilst burning the dope with your lighter. The air will be sucked into the bottle as you pul it up. Remember to stop before you get to the top, don't let the bottle come out of the water as it will break the seal and your smoke will escape from the bottom.

Lungs

A lung is a bucket bong/waterfall hybrid. The advantage lungs is they're portable. Handy for school trips...

You will need:

a 2-litre plastic bottle

a roll of gaffa tape

a plastic bag

scissors

i. Cut a third off your 2-litre bottle (from the top). Discard the bottom part.

ii. Tape a plastic bag inside your bottle, making sure it is air tight.

iii. Screw your cap on, filled with pot.

iv. Put your hand inside the bottle (from the bottom) and slowly pull, whilst burning the dope. The downwards motion of the bag should suck smoke into the bottle/bag. Now remove the cap and suck up the smoke.

Space Helmets

These are best with pure grass spliffs, but any joints will do...

You will need:

a joint

a vinyl sleeve

blu-tack or modelling clay

a lighter

i. Cut the corner off your vinyl sleeve (Pink Floyd, natch) just big enough to fit the end of a joint through.

ii. Poke your joint (roach first) into the hole. Make it air tight with the blu-tack.

iii. Spark up the reefer and don your Space Helmet. Hold it tight against your cheeks, and take several deep breaths. Prepare for launch...

 
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