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Cannabis Ettiquette

by Omega


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CANNABIS ETTIQUETTE

I don't know about you, but most cannabis smokers are cool and cause no trouble, this is mostly beacause we are too stoned to see, let alone fight. But there are some stoners out there that, no matter what you do, who are complete cunts. You know the type; a rookie rolls a joint and they critisise them to fuck, the same guy has his first bong, coughs up, and the bastards just laugh at them and rip it out of them like shit. Yeah, it's funny, I'm not saying I don't laugh. But I don't hold it against them. I was like that on my first bong. So, I have decided to write the rules my closest friends/potheads adhere to:

I. If someone rolls a joint, whether it's good or not, praise them. If someone ripped the piss outta me for rolling a shady spliff, I'd say 'Fine, don't have any then.' That'd shut 'em the fuck up.

II. If you own the house and someone wants a drink, don't be tight, cotton mouth is no fun!

III. After a few hours, some people might get the munchies, [hell, it happens to everyone!] if it's your house, let the people have some food. [As long as there is enough]

IV. If you are allowed some food and it's not your house, don't take the piss, these people probably have better things to spend there money on [like pot]

V. The person who actually rolls the joint, no matter who's gear it is, has the first part of it. [Rollers Privalage] Obviously this doesn't apply if a deal has been worked out, or especially if one person has to leave early, don't be tight, let him have his fun before he has to go.

VI. If it's agreed you all watch a film or something, don't be inconsiderate and yarn shit to people, they're trying to watch a movie for fuck's sake! They don't wanna listen to you talk about 'that time you nearly shagged Mary but you had such a huge dick she couldn't fit it...' besides, it's probably bollocks anyway.

VII. If someone does spew their worth in weight, make sure they clean it up. There is nothing worse than the smell of vomit to the stoned nose.

I think that's it, I can't think of anymore at the moment. most are common sense, but never reinforced or wrote down so people can break them on the odd occasion, which just pisses people off. But, last but not least, remember the difference between someone being a twat and an accident. As the wise man once said; accidents DO happen and WILL happen, especially around pot heads.

That's all guys, stay cool....

 
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