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Tiny Toon adventures drinking game
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TINY TOONS DRINKING GAME
Ground rules:
1. Watch "[Steven Speilberg's] Tiny Toon Adventures". Do not accept
substitutes.
2. Grab lots of friends and lots of drinks. Non-alchoholic drinks preferred,
since this is a family program watched by gazillions of
impressionable young children. Grape juice or cola are the drinks
of preference.
3. Follow the rules religiously (as religiously as your Tiny Toons addiction
will do). You may disregard the title page if desired.
Drinking rules:
* Take a swallow each time Mr. Popular appears.
* Take a swallow whenever Buster finishes a sentence "--Buster style!"
* Take a sip each time Babs refers to carrots.
* Take a drink for every impression Babs performs.
* Take a swallow each time Babs is seen with visible breasts (no, not that
kind of visible!)
* Take a drink each time Buster and Babs say "no relation".
* Take a drink each time Buster or Babs burrows through the ground.
* Take a drink whenever Plucky flaunts his ego.
* Take a sip whenever Plucky gets put down.
* Take a drink whenever Plucky suffers physical abuse.
* Take a swallow each time "The Toxic Revenger" appears.
* Take a sip each time Hamton cleans something.
* Take a drink each time Hamton eats something.
* Take a swallow whenever Hamton gets manipulated by Plucky.
* Take a swallow each time Hamton is not cool (e.g., disco in the '90s)
* Take a sip for every animal who runs away from Elmyra (this can get
pretty heavy, folks)
* Take a sip for every animal seen trapped in Elmyra's house.
* Take a drink every time Elmyra hugs something.
* Take a drink every time Elmyra says "cuddly wuddly".
* Take a sip each time Furrball points out how hungry he is.
* Take a drink for every object that falls on Furrball.
* Take a swallow whenever Furrball speaks.
* Take a sip every time Montana Max laughs.
* Take a drink whenever Montana Max flaunts his wealth.
* Take a drink whenever Montana Max is defeated by a rabbit.
* Take a swallow whenever Montana Max is defeated by a non-rabbit.
* Take a sip for each item destroyed by Dizzy.
* Take a drink each time Shirley says "like", "om", "aura", or "karma".
* Take a sip for every sentence Fifi speaks with French in it.
* Take a drink for every creature felled by Fifi's scent.
* Take a drink each time Fifi falls in love with a new date.
* Take a drink each time Calamity holds up a sign.
* Take a drink each time Lil' Beeper runs into a scene.
* Take a drink whenever Sweetie abuses another character.
* Take a swallow each time Sweetie switches to her "homicidal maniac" (tm)
voice ("Don't worry, little McBuget -- THIS WON'T HURT A BIT!")
* Take a drink whenever Arnold says a complete "Hans & Frans" sentence
("Hear me now and listen to me next week!")
* Take a sip for every pun Gogo Dodo makes.
* Take a drink each time Gogo Dodo says "cuckoo".
* Take a drink for every impossible thing seen in Wackyland.
* Take a deep swallow whenever the Warner Bros. shield is seen pounding
and chasing the new Warner Bros. logo
* Take a swallow whenever Sneezer sneezes.
* Take a drink each time Mary Melody appears.
* Take a sip whenever a Toonster makes an indirect reference to the audience
("It's a rabbit thing.")
* Take a drink whenever a Toonster makes a direct reference to the audience
("Kids! Don't try this at home!")
* Take a sip for every "take" (eyeballs pop, jaw drops, etc.)
* Take a swallow for every "Viewer Request Day".
* Take a drink each time a character gets flattened.
* Take a swallow for every reference to something Disney or Disneyland
("Today we have three exciting duck tales--" "DON'T SAY THAT WORD!")
* Take a sip whenever Steven Speilberg is mentioned indirectly.
("...and one guy who does nothing but put his name on the end of
every episode!")
* Take a swallow whenever Steven Speilberg is mentioned directly.
("I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Speilberg")
* Throw up whenever the words "Kennedy Studios" appears at the end of a
poorly-animated episode.
* Take a drink when Buster steals one of Bugs' shticks.
* Take a sip when Babs says, "I [just] can't help myself!"
* Take a drink when Buster says, "NOW it's PERSONAL!"
* Belch when either rabbit complains about not getting enough camera time.
("Nice of the writers to fit us stars in to the script...")
* Take a sip when Tinkerbunny appears.
* Take a drink whenever Tinkerbunny has trouble with her "invisible wire".
* Take a drink whenever the Vanderbunnies appear.
* Take a swallow when Plucky's beak becomes detached.
* Take a swallow whenever Hamton backs down from killing something or
someone.
* Take a drink when Elmyra's wig comes loose.
* Take a sip when Dizzy says four or more consecutive coherent words.
(Does not apply to "dapper" Dizzy.)
* Take a drink when Gogo splits into several copies of himself (any size).
* Take a sip when the principal shoots fire.
* Take a sip when a character and his/her mentor are in the same shot.
* Alcoholic beverages may optionally be substituted when the current
episode/short deals with the environment, animal rights, or other
political issues. We do believe in humane treatment of viewers.
* Each person is assigned one episode, and must go to the store to buy
more to drink when that episode comes up. All others MUST remain in
the room (because episodes assigned shall include "Pollution Solution",
"Whale's Tales", "Weird Science", "Call of the Wild", and "Son of
Looniversity Daze". The idea is to make buying drinks a privilege.)
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