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The Bud Calendar. Drink!

by Sir Death, Doctor Murdock, and Bud The Budweiser Person


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Perfect Excuses To Drink Budweiser & get LOADED Every SINGLE DAY of the Year.

Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, Inc.

All the BUDWEISER days of the year!

Put together by Sir Death, Doctor Murdock and Bud the Budweiser Person.

This here document was made whilst weze was ~LOADED~. So if you find yourself wundering "WHY"? Well, cause, this is what we wanted to do tonight! So piss off!

Here are excuses for you to drink EVERY single DAY of the year! So, we're gonna poor somemore whickey and start now....

January

1st - National Alcohol Day
2nd - Alcohol Replenishing Day
3rd - Pre-Post Alcohol Replenishing Day
4th - Post Alcohol Replenishing Day
5th - BUDWEISER Day
6th - Coors Hating Day
7th - Bud Lovers Day
8th - Alcohol Respect Day
9th - Alcohol Lovers Day
10th - Saint Bud Day
11th - Six Pack Day
12th - Twelve Pack Day
13th - Case day & BUD THE BUDWEISER PERSON'S BIRTHDAY, eh Day!!
14th - Bud Party Day
15th - Bud Drinking Day
16th - Bud Recovery Day
17th - Precious Bodily Fluid Day
18th - King of Beers Day
19th - Beer Day
20th - Ice Cold Bud Day
21st - This Bud is for you Day!
22nd - Happiness is a cold beer Day
23rd - Drink Day
24th - Two fisted Drinking Day
25th - See how much one can drink day
26th - BBQ & Bud Day
27th - Beach Bud Day
28th - Love that Bud Day
29th - Bud festivities Day
30th - Anheuser Busch Day
31th - Genuine Budweiser Day

Febuary

1st - Listen to Steve Earle Day
2nd - Big Block Engine Day - V8s RULE!!!!
3rd - Watch Cartoons and get ~LOADED~ Day!
4th - Long Haired Country Boy Day
5th - Georgia Moon Day
6th - Wild Turkey Day
7th - Straight Corn Whickey Day
8th - American Pit Bull Terrier Day
9th - Six Pack of Tall Boy Day
10th - Gotta Have Sex Day
11th - Wildcat Canyon Day
12th - Raise Confederate Flag Day
13th - Love that Jew boy Day
14th - Watch Mississippi Burning Day
15th - Phlesspbspbpspbpspbpsbt Day
16th - Sleep and eat Vegies Day
17th - Wait up all night for Vampire Chicks Day
18th - DUI Day
19th - Loose your license Day
20th - Pause for booze Day
21st - Find a Redneck Day
22nd - Rednecks, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer Day
23rd - Love that MARINE Day
24th - Be nice to a Minority Day
25th - Lychin' Day
26th - Listen' To Country Music Day
27th - 426 HEMI Day
28th - 427 SOHC Day

March


1st - Gurlz with Bedroom eyes Day
2nd - Frisky Girlz Day
3rd - Drive Your Car Recklessly Day
4th - Try to blow one of your speakers Day
5th - Drink and Drive Day (repeat as necessary)
6th - Infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan Day
7th - Burn a Commie Flag Day
8th - Tie up Laurie and Butt Rape her Day
9th - Kill a hippie Day
10th - Inbreeden' Day! Neat huh?
11th - Think about STUFF Day
12th - Fix Water Pump Day
13th - Speed? ....mmmmm Gary Day?
14th - Do narcotics for twelve hours Day
15th - Drink on Earthquake Day
16th - Kill Faggots and Yanks Day
17th - General E. Lee appreciation Day
18th - Smoke Weed till You puke Day
19th - Buy Kentucky Bourbon Day
20th - Ancient Age Day
21st - Listen to Long Haired Country Boy 90 times Day
22nd - Pet Cremator Day
23rd - Walk Cremator in Wildcat and get ~LOADED~ Day whilst installing a Confederate Flag Day
24th - Aged for 5 years Day
25th - Get Stoned in the morning Day
26th - Get Drunk in the afternoon Day
27th - Change the air in your tires Day
28th - Rock and Roll Day
29th - Pet a spider Day
30th - I ain't asken' nobody for nuthin' Day
31st - Make Racial Joke Day

April

1st - Piss Pure Alcohol Day
2nd - Listen to LeD Zeppelin Day
3rd - Spill AND clean up your Drink Day
4th - Make another Drink Day
5th - Nice Tits Day
6th - Take a nap at Diablo Valley College Day
7th - Sit in a Bar all day Day
8th - Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Day
9th - Icka Icka Shooooze Boy Day
10th - Pause to take still yet another drink Day
11th - Be a Barfly Day
12th - Psychedelic Mushroom Day
13th - Sit and Drink Day
14th - When in Doubt Floor it Day
15th - Drink with Aunt Mary Day
16th - Puke Stomach acid all day Day
17th - Pay your bills and drink Day
18th - Drink Day #2
19th - Recover From Alcohol Day
20th - Go to school with a hangover Day
21st - Go insane from making calendar Days eh?
22nd - Don't get up and drink in bed Day
23rd - Spend your paycheck in Liquor Barn Day
24th - Buy a Hogskin Condom Day
25th - Smoke a FAT GANJA SPLIFF Day
26th - Heat frozen dinner Day
27th - Fuck that Bitch Up The ASS Day
28th - Racist Day
29th - Walk BoBo and Cremator Day
30th - Visit Gary Day

May

1st - Take any chemical you can Day
2nd - Go to Macy's and fondle women's lingerie Day! hahahhahahahha
3rd - Figure out the Meaning to Life Day
4th - Twitch for a BEER Day
5th - Drink that Blood Day
6th - Drink till you puke blood Day
7th - I hate Monday Day
8th - Buy a bottle of Bourbon on impulse Day
9th - Why not buy two eh? Day
10th - Intentionally left blank Day
11th - "Blow it off" Day
12th - Cut Class and drink BEERS Day
13th - Take a beauty rest eh? Day
14th - Call BBS' and get ~LOADED~ Day
15th - Stick your finger up your ass Day
16th - Shave your groin Day
17th - Order a keg and a pizza then sing Day
18th - Kinky thoughts Day
19th - Girlz talk to much Day
20th - Beginning to appreciate just how many 365 quotes are Day
21st - Barely hold that drink steady ....maybe I should have another one.....Day
22nd - This is Doc's BIRTHDAY, eh? Day
23rd - Time ot buy a new Cowboy hat Day
24th - Wear your new Cowboy Hat Day
25th - Anal fixation Day
26th - Clitoris appreciation Day
27th - Goodyear 50 series racing tire appreciation Day
28th - Liver recovery Day
29th - Play with knives Day
30th - Clean your shotgun Day
31st - Doc is seeing double Day

June

1st - Austin Nichols Appreciation Day
2nd - Perfect Breastage Day
3rd - Be a redneck Day
4th - Ozark inbreeden' Day
5th - Get to know that girl Day
6th - Dream about impregnating your sister Day
7th - Whoa, I've been drinking Day
8th - ,but I have to drive Day
9th - Oh thats nothing, I can drink that! Day
10th - REST.....Oh fuck that, lets drink Day
11th - Bend over Day
12th - Hold a beer between your feet and drink it Day
13th - I have one thank you, oh, as long as your there as your there, get me one Day
14th - Get loaded and watch old westerns at Tahoe Day
15th - On your marks, get leaded I mean loaded, no, I Mean GO Day
16th - Where is my cold beer, my cold beer 'round here Day?
17th - Pet Spuds Day.
18th - Across the street for more Day.
19th - Love that bud Day II.
20th - Lift your sack, bend over, spread your cheeks, and cough Day.
21st - Anheuser orgasm Day.
22nd - Jason gets loaded PART VIIIII Day.
23rd - Face down in your vomit from drinking Day.
24th - Face down in someone elses vomit from drinking Day.
25th - I've got the runs from drinking Day.
26th - Settle down and lets just drink Day.
27th - Do summersalts and drink Day
28th - Sit down after summersalts and drink Day!
29th - Puke on your shoes and shit in your pants, from drinkin' Day
30th - Clean yourself up after.................Day

July

1st - Jeez it's hot, sure would like a cool one Day
2nd - Play with your penis and drink a beer Day
3rd - For Women: Play with his penis and have a beer Day
4th - Stick a rag in your gas tank and light it and have a beer Day
5th - Have a Bourbon and seven cause ya wanna Day
6th - Breed fathers with daughters Day
7th - ROR - ALUCARD, you knob Day
8th - No way, eh Day
9th - Put your hat/boots on and kick some shit Day
10th - Clean the mustard off your jacket from Elaine squirting it on you Day
11th - I hope I don't have black plague, eh Day
12th - Ten High, oh god another type of booze Day
13th - Doc wants to fondle Lady Rebecca's breasts Day
14th - Dip her breats in Magic Shell chocolate Day
15th - And eatem'...heheh Day
16th - Ed has to be responsible again Day HA!
17th - Let's go over to Ed's (whilest ~LOADED~) Day
18th - And bring Cremator..... HA HA HA Day
19th - We would exercise, but it's too cold Day
20th - Jeez, I wish I was in South Carolina Day
21st - This is the weekend that we misplaced. Have a beer to celebrate our fuck up! Day
22nd - Drink High Ten, Georgia Moon, and Wild Turkey ALL DAY today Day
23rd - I wunder how loud this stereo would really go? Day
24th - I find my Grandmother listening to Metallica and calling boards Day
25th - Go to El Patio Chuckburger and eat till ya puke Day
26th - Sensory deprevation while on mushrooms Day
27th - Smoke speed through a green pen Day
28th - I gotta do my homework now (heh) Day
29th - OH NOOO! NOT ANOTHER TICKET DAY!
30th - Can I see your drivers license and registration Day
31th - I just wanna be a gear jammer Day

August

1st - Eat mushrooms and write text files Day
2nd - Do Acid and play with crayons Day
3rd - This is Death's birthday month eh Day
4th - Time to go to Tiden and get ~LOADED~ Day
5th - Don't invite women with blue swede shoes Day
6th - Go and bar b que, whilest getting loaded Day
7th - Wash and iron your Confederate Flag Day
8th - SIR DEATH'S BIRTHDAY, eh DAY!
9th - Pause for Life and have a swig of BOOZE Day
10th - Go to Santa Cruz and get loaded Day
11th - Go fuck a bitch up the ASS and get a desease Day
12th - Go to Florida and get ~LOADED~ Day
13th - Go back to work, and get ~LOADED~ at lunch Day
14th - Try and do something, but end up loaded Day
15th - Feel bad about being a bum, but still get loaded Day
16th - Spend a day in a dark bar Day
17th - Bar Fly Day II
18th - Watch cartoons and get loaded Day
19th - Finished cartoons, now watching "How to fish" shows and get loaded Day
20th - Sleep you knob...and drink water Day
21st - Buy a stereo with big speakers Day
22nd - Blast the speakers and go deaf Day
23rd - Huh? What? SPEAK UP! Day II
24th - It is TIME TO PARTY Day
25th - Pray to Isabeau Day
26th - Try to figure out what ROR - ALUCARD means Day
27th - Find a Castle full of Horny Vampire Chicks Day
28th - Hail Discordia! Day
29th - What the FUCK is Discordia?!?!?!? Day
30th - Mom sez we're kinda simple Day
31th - My mama and my sister is the same person Day

September

1st - Honor your dog and drinkw ith him Day
2nd - Drive you V8 down the Highway all day Day!
3rd - Gettin' close to winter, better get loaded Day
4th - The sun is rising....time to get loaded Day
5th - Show up at Ed's ~LOADED~ again, he really HATES that Day
6th - Annoy Ed's mother...she really HATES that Day
7th - I wanna get loaded Part VI Day
8th - Have Colleen make water and white toast for breakfast Day
9th - A tribute to Tramp and get loaded Day
10th - Listen to Country Music at a bar and get loaded Day
11th - I want more alcohol Day
12th - Can Erika slurp sploodge Day
13th - Fix the right front wheel bearing and get ~LOADED~ Day
14th - CREMATOR'S BIRTHDAY, eh DAY!
15th - Find out the other wheel bearing needs replacing Day AND get loaded Day
16th - Wildcat has been destroyed by nuclear missiles, OH NO!!!!! Day
17th - Kick back and watch the glow Day
18th - I hate live performances Day
19th - I wuhnder if she is a squealer Day
20th - Time to pause and have a beer XVIII Day
21st - Oh god........Day
22nd - I didn't day, er.....drink wihickk,y..er..day
23rd - Oh no! I got Cat Scratch Fever eh Day
24th - No Brain, NO pain Day
25th - Mooohahhahhahhah Day
26th - Drive a Hemi Day
27th - Read about a 427 SOHC Day
28th - Jeez, I sure do love the Sound Well Day

October

1st - Holy fucking shit how I need to eat Day
2nd - Ok we gotta concetrate Day
3rd - I wannna song from the Monkeys Day
4th - Thurday - The Mighty Quinnn Day
5th - Are you depressed? Drink! Day
6th - American Pit Bull Terrier Day II
7th - Steaaeaeaeaeaeaeaek! Day
8th - I wanna fuck Kelly Bundy Day
9th - Beauty, Doc doens't want a COLD, Day
10th - Doc wants a beauty WARM Day eh
11th - Geez Ed's knockin and wants to GET LOADED Day
12th - My Lymphnodes are swollen and oozing puss Day!
13th - PU-sie sounds like pussy!
14th - Stick a twelve pack up your ass Day.
15th - Snorfle a few cold ones Day!
16th - Masterbate and drink Day!
17th - Budweiser Booty Bang Day!
18th - Sensative, Sensation, Masterbation, Molestation, drink Budweiser Day!!!!!
19th - Sir Death sayz, "WEEZE GETTIN LOADED!" Day
20th - Thats what I like about you Day - Romantics -
21st - Do ya think Elaine will TALK today Day
22nd - God, I think I am loaded Day
23rd - Hurm....we misplace a whole weekend somewhere eh Day
24th - Huh....what? Where? Huh? Huh? SPEAK UP! Day
25th - Where a condom Day
26th - Hey Daddy, what's susie doin' in the shed? Day
27th - Hey Daddy, susie is only thurtane, how come she is so fat? I mean in the belly? HUH? Daddy? Day
28th - Fuck church and go to Wildcat and DRINK again Day
29th - Get stoned and listen to Led Zeppelin Day
30st - Clean out the Bong Water and have a case Day
31st - Buy a new Cowboy hat and go to a new bar Day

November

1st - APBT - No Brain.....No Pain Day
2nd - I have a Side Oiler and YOU Don't! HAHAHA Day
3rd - Satyrday - Buy 600 bux worth of Stereo equipment and go totally DEAF Day
4th - Go register for school and get ONE class Day
5th - SEMPER FI Day
6th - Go take a dump in the middle of the Rose Gardens Day
7th - Go over to Ed's after drinking a case and accidently break furniture Day
8th - Just ask ALice Day
9th - Dream about feeding Diane your snake Day
10th - Fail Astronomy most haneously Day
11th - YEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Day
12th - Stuck in Lodi again Day
13th - Sit in Deaths room drunk (deja Vu?) Day
14th - Satan! Hisss! This is line #666! Or am I Loaded again Day?
15th - Geez...appreciate just how much 365 Dayz are part ][ Day
16th - Make a pool as to how long Guy can stay out of the hospital Day
17th - Whoops! He's injured AGAIN! Time to walk over to Lucky's and buy a 12 pack Day
18th - Geez...it's a good thing he lives buy a liquor store Day
19th - I'm too ~LOADED~ to drive part XV Day
20th - ...B U D W E I S E R... Day
21st - Ed's raping the Teddy Bear again Day
22nd - THink about your previous Dogs and shed a tear in your beer Day
23rd - Pay them Bills while having a third Beer Day
24th - Have a yard sale and sit around drinking Beer and watch people buy Day
25th - Semper Fidelis / Salute a Marine Day
26th - Momday - Buy a HUGE Confederate Flag Day
27th - Go to a Bar and drink beers and try to beat Ed at Pool Day
28th - Ok...be quiet when leave, Ralph is sleeping Day
29th - Does Ralph know that we drink Beer? (HA!!) Day
30th - No wait...does Ralph know that we drink a LOT of Beer? Day

December

1st - Think about BAYLANDS and have a Beer in remorse Day
2nd - Go to Sears Point and watch the Drags with a LARGE cooler of Beer Day
3rd - Drive home really FAST like a DRAGSTER Day
4th - PASS 'EM ON THE RIGHT!!! Day
5th - Replace your main bearings Day (Damn.....)
6th - Don't argue about 427 SOHC & 426 HEMI and have a Beer Day
7th - Sir Death has weight Training nest semester. He's going to PUMP UP Day
8th - Molest little girls Day
9th - Kiss ass cuz shes good looking Day
10th - Aaaaaawwwwwwwwww Day
11th - ~Blow It Off~ ][ Day
12th - Buy a jug of Platte Valley (2?) Day
13th - On the 4th day of Christmas...........I got LOADED! Day
14th - Puke from doing narcotics Day (bad neeeewwssss)
15th - Drink a six-pack after class Day
16th - Beautiful Shawn-Da-Lay Day Eh? Day
17th - Eh, day, eh day, eh day, eh day, eh Day!
18th - Uuuuuuunnnnnnnggggh! Get out please Day
19th - Cum in your handkerchief and put it in Dianes purse Day
20th - It was the BEER that made me do it offissser! Day
21st - Fail Bonehead Algebra Day
22nd - RoR, dood Day
23rd - Drink Day XXXXXXXXXVIII
24th - Have a nurse wipe your ass Day
25th - TODAY IS CHRISTMAS! Have a BEER or 20 Day!
26th - Take all your presents back for a refund and go buy Beers Day
27th - Arent Marine physicals FUN??!! Day
28th - Drink all day because your glad you have this Calander Day
29th - NEW YEARS EVE! LET'S GO GET SOME PEPSI................... ..........and a little whickey eh? Day

Have a Happy New year, hoser!

Epilogue!

It turns out that a whole years worth of quotes is a whole LOTTA Quotes. So we couldn't finish it in one night, due to the fact that we lost concentration rapidly after about the 4th drink. So this file was updated on about 6 to 8 different occasions where we got loaded and worked on it a bit more each time. But, mind you... ALL these quotes were made while we were drunk, so we hope you can appreciate that fact.

Also... the places mentioned on above file are REAL places. If you live in the Bay Area, you can visit Wildcat Canyon (Richmond) yourself and see the place where we like to drink Most!

 
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