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Ah McDonalds, the worst food you can buy, but it's so good! Threes a few things you should know before using any of these tips. The first thing is, you the customer are always right; it's the first thing they teach the employees. The second thing you need to know is how to identify managers and super managers. Any older looking man wearing either causal clothing or a McDonald's uniform that looks "vintage" is usually the "super manager". He will not tolerate any of my tips and if he is around the regular managers won't tolerate some of these tips either. A manager wears a tie and a blue or black shirt. Managers are 50/50 on weather they will fall for these schemes. The regular crew is the greasy teenager who has low self confidence, and there is a great chance that these seems will work. The proficiency is the chance is will work.

Proficiency: 85% - If you're thirsty ask for a cup for tap water and most of the time they will give you a cup if there not a manager. This is only if they have self serve drinks. Once you got your cup fill her up with what ever you want.

Proficiency : 75% - Always ask for your receipt, because you can buy food, leave and eat it in your car then come back in with your receipt and say I only got 1 McChicken when I bought two or something to that extent, they will give you a McChicken only if you are serious you can't be giggling.

Proficiency: 100% - If you want a Big N' Tasty for about 1.20$ instead of 3.50$ order a double cheeseburger and ask for Mayonnaise, Tomato, slivered onions, Lettuce and ask for a seeded bun. The only thing different is the meat, for the big n' tasty you get a 1/4 pound slice, which trust me is gross because it big greasy and it most of the time old meat. So you are better off with to pieces of regular meat in there and plus its less money!!!

Proficiency: 80% - Order something in drive thru like a meal or something then go around again and say you didn't get your fries or you missing a sandwich. The employees hate when customers go in drive thru twice and complain!

Proficiency: 75% - Ask for a kiddy cone and they will give you a little cone of ice cream for free! OF you have to say it's for my child.

Proficiency: 75% - Buy and ice cream walk out of McDonalds give it to a friend and then walk back in and explain to them that you dropped your ice cream. They should replace it! It is in the McDonalds code to replace dropped or spilled food.

Proficiency: 95% - If there is a blind area in the restaurant (an area where the employees can't see you) Go there with you nuggets or chicken selects and, and a couple of them really quick and then go back you to the counter and say I only got 8 nuggets or I'm missing a select, and they will give you your "missing" food.

Alright that's all I got for now if you have any more tips email me at [email protected] and ill add them to and updated version of document.