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Shoplifting: The Purseout

by Krystal meth


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That's why my other method of shoplifting--the purse out--works extremely well. You must pick a busy store such as Wal-Mart. Get a shopping cart and fill it with as much loot as you can fit in your purse or handbag. Good items for this would include CDs, medicine, make-up etc. Next, roll over to the clothing department and select about three articles of clothing with large pockets. A good choice would be an oversized sweatshirt or a raincoat. Pick an "alpha aisle" that I told you about earlier and stuff the merchandise into the pockets of the clothes (this will not get you jailed because it's not as if you stuffed it into YOUR clothes...you simply put their merchandise in their merchandise...according to the law you haven't attempted to steal anything yet). Make sure the loot is not visible from the outside of the clothes--make sure it's concealed. Take the clothes into the dressing room and front like your going to try them on. Once you get in the dressing room, that's your safe haven. Don't be deterred by those little signs on the mirrors that say "we prosecute shoplifters". Legally, that sign is the only security they can have in the dressing room. Even if some perverted manager has cameras in the dressing room and they catch you stealing they can't use the evidence because it was illegally obtained evidence. What will cause the store more hardship? You boosting out some nice jewelry OR the store being slapped with a $25 million dollar sexual harassment lawsuit?

In the dressing room, simply take the merchandise out of its packaging and or rip off the tags and sensors. bring regular scissors, nail scissors or a knife if necessary to get those really tough security tags off. Stuff the shit into your bag. As for the old cartons, leave them in the clothes you're supposedly trying on or bring a little plastic bag to stuff the trash in and dispose of it in the eatery trashcan. I prefer the latter method because it keeps them from really seeing how people are stealing. If they catch on, they'll have security checking out the pockets of the clothes at the dressing room entrance before you can try them on. After the shit is in your purse, leave the dressing room and put the clothes back on the rack and cruise out of the store. It's that simple. I do it all the time.

The only thing you have to watch out for is the dressing room associate. Before you actually do the purse out in a particular store, inconspicuously watch them as they check people in. If they check the pockets of the clothes before they let you take them into the dressing room, then you're screwed. Better use another method of robbing. I use this method at big ass mall department stores such as Dillards and I also use it at breederific Tar-jay (Target) and Wal-Mart. The purseout is better for those of us who don't have "steal nerves" like me for the push out. Each store is different, each thief is different and each time you steal, your goals will be different. No method is perfect for all circumstances. You can't purse out a DVD player (unless you've got a damn big purse) of course. Use your discretion. Some of my best steals have been spur of the moment. For example, I was in Sears department store this weekend and I saw a beautiful pair of Reeboks I wanted. I tried them on and they fit perfectly. I just took the box to the clothing section like I was looking for clothing to go with the shoes. I bent down like I was checking prices and then just ditched the box and took the shoes in my hands and walked out with those babies in my hands in broad daylight.

 
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