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The Highway Scam
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Black September
Presents
=> The Highway Scam <=
by L.E. Pirate
Ok. This is one of my first files since my three month 'leave'. I did
not invent this, it was invented by greedy, corporate, commuting yuppies
on their way to work, etc.
When you come to an entrance to an expressway or turnpike, a machine usually
gives you a ticket that you give to a person when you get off the turnpike
at an exit (where they decide how much to charge you). Now, what you do
once you take a ticket is, backup the car back over the sensors in the road,
thus splurting out another ticket. What is so great about this? Well, it
lets you make longer trips for less money. On the ticket it says where you
got on, example: exit 3. When you take a trip to exit 34 and get off there,
the toll charge would be about $5.00 or so. They charge you by the entrance
you got on at and the exit you got off at (the amount of miles). So, say
you live off exit 34, and you go to exit 3 alot. Well, keep backing up and
taking tickets at entrance 34 and entrance 3. IMPORTANT: Always get off 1
exit before the exit you want to get off at, this is because the ticket
you took the previous day will say entrance 3 on it, and the dude at the
exit will get suspicious if you got on at 3 and got right off at 3, and it
would also be impossible. Anyway, if you give the guy at exit 4 the
entrance ticket from 3 from the day before, he will charge you the amount of
money from entrance 3 to exit 4, like $.25! So you could make a trip from
34 to 3 for 25 cents, not $5.00! This might seem a little confusing at
first, so read this again. The thing that makes this work is that the guy
at the exit has no idea what ramp you came off of, so he doesn't know where
you are coming from, he only knows you got on one exit before, even though
you didn't. Now it's clear, right? If not, read it again or give it up.
Greetings to: BELL CORE, CULT OF THE DEAD COW, HACKERSOFT & NEON KNIGHTS
Also to: THE BLADE, DOCTOR CYPHER, KING BLOTTO, FRY GUY, THE LAZER,
MARCO1, SABER'S EDGE, MR. DRUNKFUX, SWAMP RAT, DR. ROM,
AND ICE PIC.
And I hate the following crack groups for being such idiotic buttheads:
FIRST CLASS (King of the buttheads), STRATA-CRACKERS, COAST TO COAST,
DIGITAL GANG, CIRCLE OF DENEB, and basically all egotistical groups that
think they have to put out a ware before anyone else does and don't give
a shit about quality, I HATE YOU. (listen to the EXPLOITED song of the
same title for a more in-depth view).
\ N / Misunderstood, YFA (My band), TCO, AOD, Pointless, and Fail-Safe.
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H / \ C
/ J \
Thanks: Maximum Rock and Roll, I4NI Zine, and CRUNCH FETUS FANZINE!
\ N /
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H / \ C
/ Y \
Youth of Today, Murphy's Law, Judge, Project X, Agnostic Front, M.O.D.,
Gorilla Biscuits, Sick of it All, Warzone, Straight Ahead, and all the
bands of the lower-east side crew. Skinheads Unite!
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