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Storage My Ass!
by YRUH8N415S
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Have you ever seen those self storage buildings with alot of doors and locks on them and all that stuff? Ever wonder what is behind those doors? Well my friend, you're in luck. You're about to learn how to get through those doors, and get other people's stuff for free.
Most places just have a big gate that you drive into and pull up to your storage bin and do your thing. It's about as simple as that, just drive up to a random bin (preferably facing away from the from office or anything else where somebody could see you) and get out like you own the damn thing. Here is the tricky part. Glance around.....Don't make it obvious that your looking for people. If nobody is around, proceed to opening that bad bitch up. If it is a D ring shape lock, just pull a saw out of your ass and cut that bitch off. If it is one of those bad ass locks, reach back up your ass and pull out a drill. On the back of the lock there should be a little hole, drill straight into that. The lock will become useless and you can pull it right off. Now if you haven't been spotted, just open the door up and help yourself. I have found items as valueable as big screen tv's and worthless stuff, like boxes and boxes or porn. If that is the case, just sell the porn to neighborhood kids for $1.00 a pop. Easy money, tv's, drugs, whatever. If you like what you have read here, good for you. If you didn't like it........KISS MY ASS, I didn't care about you anyways.
Oh, by the way...*wink* *wink*...........Don't do what I just told you about. I was just running my mouth. It is a bad idea. You will get caught, so on and so forth.
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