About
Community
Bad Ideas
Guns & Weapons
Irresponsible Activities
KA-FUCKING-BOOM!
Locks and Security
Scams and Rip-offs
Drugs
Ego
Erotica
Fringe
Society
Technology
register | bbs | search | rss | faq | about
meet up | add to del.icio.us | digg it

War Tactics


NOTICE: TO ALL CONCERNED Certain text files and messages contained on this site deal with activities and devices which would be in violation of various Federal, State, and local laws if actually carried out or constructed. The webmasters of this site do not advocate the breaking of any law. Our text files and message bases are for informational purposes only. We recommend that you contact your local law enforcement officials before undertaking any project based upon any information obtained from this or any other web site. We do not guarantee that any of the information contained on this system is correct, workable, or factual. We are not responsible for, nor do we assume any liability for, damages resulting from the use of any information on this site.

I don't know if these will be of any use to you, being the civilized, cultured human beings we are, but I've been known to use them.

How to kill using bamboo rods

Well take a bamboo stick or better yet a knife and put any type of animal excrements (shit) on the knife or the sharpened bamboo rod... Plant the knife or rod in the ground firmly... When someone steps on it they most likely will die of blood loss or the foriegn elements(shit) which been put in they're blood stream will definetly kill him.

Hand to hand combat

Get an 2 ace bandages and 2 knifes with blades on both sides... wrap the knife to the top of you hand using the ace bandage, be sure to be able to clench your fist so you can climb & punch. This is sick to do... So I wouldn't suggest doing it unless we are under a russian attack.

The bog trap

When in a bog... You can remove the stumps in the bog and be left with a large hole... Now throw the stump away and cover the pit with the dry grass which be found anywhere in the bog most likely... You can even put this grass on top of a still pond as long as it is still! If it moves forget it!

And lastly remember that when either having a pretend war or a gang war use the bogs to your best advantage... They are usually warm water and hide you quickly and easily... Trees are never to be used! They can be fatal to the climber... think of how you can be surrounded in seconds and not be able to get back down...

Here are the plans to make a nice bomb that is sure to impress your friends. It's relatively safe too! This is an original creation, developed and tested exclusively by Cesspool Computing. This beauty is known as...

"The Johnny (Fatman) Campo Bomb"

Ingredients:

A large explosive such as an M-80 or H-100.

A large cylindrical cardboard container, such as the kind Planters Cheese Balls or Kool-Aid drink mix, comes in.

Several cans of Comet Cleanser. Don't use Ajax, it's not as good.

Roll of electrical tape.

Plans:

Fill the container half full of the Comet cleanser. Poke a one eigth inch hole in the side of the container at the halfway point. Insert the explosive charge in the center of the container and run the fuse through the hole. (You may have to lenghten to fuse.) Pour more Comet over the explosive charge to the top of the container. Pack down well. Put lid back on container. Reinforce the lid and base with the tape. Add the "Johnny (Fatman) Campo Bomb" name to the device and your done.

When you light this, run like mad (unless you love to inhale Comet), because when it goes off it produces a huge explosion and a massive green cloud that drifts & drifts & drifts. Have fun.

 
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.
If you have any questions about this, please check out our Copyright Policy.

 

totse.com certificate signatures
 
 
About | Advertise | Bad Ideas | Community | Contact Us | Copyright Policy | Drugs | Ego | Erotica
FAQ | Fringe | Link to totse.com | Search | Society | Submissions | Technology
Hot Topics
Free Logitech Products Wihtout Owning
Urban Exploration
graffiti on google earth.
joining the military.
Cutting the gas line
How do I get rid of my roommate?
The Xbox 360 switch
How to Really Succeed at Bad Ideas
 
Sponsored Links
 
Ads presented by the
AdBrite Ad Network

 

TSHIRT HELL T-SHIRTS