How to be a real pain in the ass.
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10 Things To Do At a Wal-Mart |
by No clue |
| So your wife or significant other is shopping around at Wal-Mart or any other "super store" and they drag you along. Your obviously going to be bored so this is the fire for you. |
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100 Ways to be a Better Asshole |
by Sinister Fiend |
| #62. Chew other peoples pencils. |
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1001 Ways to Torture a Cat |
by Ares |
| Many a time have I wanted to beat the shit out of that furry
little bastard that always seems to piss me off. Either by
taking a nice warm shit on my brand new carpet, or decided to use
me as a clawing device. |
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20 Things to Do When You Are Bored in Class |
by MoneyBoxers14 |
| We have all been bored out of our fucking skulls in school from time to time. Here is a list of interesting and fun things to do I have compiled from my own personal list. |
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20 Ways to Sabotage Your School |
by Cosmic Charlie |
| 20 Ways to sabotage your school |
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22 Ways to Kill a Man With Your Bare Hands |
by Big Bad Barbarian |
| "Free my hands and I'll varnish this floor with your brains!"
-- from "The Scarlet Citadel" by Robert E. Howard. |
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35 Ways to Annoy Your Neighbor |
by BrassMonkey |
| "Love your neighbor" said Jesus. Fuck that shit, everyone has an annoying neighbor, these are some ideas how to piss them off. |
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A Hell of a Lot of Fun With PRANK PHONE CALLS!!! |
by Steekie + Bob |
| We are skilled professionals at the art of Prank Phone calls. We know how to have some fun and keep on the safe side of things. So read this and start pissin people off. |
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A How To On Vending Machines |
by Dakota C. |
| This is an article on how to access Service Mode on some vending machines. |
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A Pain in the Ass |
by Clarence Bodicker |
| How to be a pain in the ass |
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A Tactical Manual for Nighttime Missions |
by HARDMAN |
| An in-depth compilation of tactics for vandalism/spying/infiltration or anything that involves sneaking around your neighborhood at night. |
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Advanced Dumpster Diving Techniques |
by DIzzIE |
| A compendium of tips and techniques for the seasoned dumpster diver. |
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Anarchist Phone Pranks I |
by The 0mega & Electronic Rebel |
| The Telephone is possibly the most useful device ever invented for the
Anarchist/Prankster. With it, you can effectively terrorize a person or
permanently ruin his/her life forever, quickly, easily, anonymously, and
without ever leaving the comfort and privacy of your own home. |
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Anarchist Phone Pranks II |
by The 0mega & Electronic Rebel |
| Here we are, in yet another episode of Anarchist Phone Pranks. This
Volume will be substantially shorter than the last, but will still present some
(hopefully new) useful little skits for your phone pranks. |
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Anarchist Phone Pranks III |
by The 0mega & Electronic Rebel |
| Special Operator #337, may I help you please? |
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Anarchist Phone Pranks IV |
by The 0mega |
| The 700 Club Game |
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Anarchist's Corner - CO2 Bombs |
by piro |
| How to make and use a simple, tiny, and powerful bomb that I like to call the co2 bomb. |
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Anarchists Cookbook, don't use this book! |
by CatMan12 |
| Why the "Anarchists Cookbook" is a bad idea. |
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Anarchy in the Snow |
by The Ninja |
| Everyone knows how much fun it is to throw a snowball at a car when it drives
by. Well next time try it with a big rock packed hard in the center of the
snowball. Boy will the driver get a surprise when the snowball goes right
through his window! |
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Automotive Executions |
by The Clayman |
| Some new ideas on how to ruin someone's pride and joy. |
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Axiom of a Warrior |
by Doctor Murdock |
| In order to become a man of knowledge, one must be a warrior, not a whimpering child. One must strive without giving up, without complaint, without flinching. |
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Bananas and Sprite... Who knew? |
by LadyKobar |
| "Hey, did you know that you could get high from bananas and sprite?" my friend told me. "You must be joking!" I replied. You've got to read the rest of this article. |
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Basic Trashing Manual |
by The Blue Buchanner |
| Trashing is the act of sorting through trash captured from the garbage
bins and cans of your local MaBell office. The trash often contains many
valuable things which can range from office memos instructing an operator to
carry out a special task (trace someone's line..etc) to actual working phones! |
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Beginner's Guide To Phoneline Destruction |
| Simple guide to knocking out a phone system with an extension cord and a phone. |
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Being made redundant? Get payback! |
by Joe Ryding |
| Angry at being made redundant? Then payback is due! This will only work if they give notice that you?re being sacked. If not then this is useless! |
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Being the Viet Cong |
by Roachy McBong |
| A quick and easy look at how to conduct a full-scale guerilla war against your neighbors. |
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Bondo: The Secret Weapon of Anarchy Nobody Knows About |
by Akira the Razor |
| A cheap, legal, widely available substance that can cause the utmost of damamge to someones car, home, body, etc. |
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Bored in Class! |
by enigmatistic14 |
| This is some of the many ways you can keep yourself from being bored in class. We all have that one teacher that just doesn't know what the word "teenager" or "fun" means. Here's what I came up with. |
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Box Stuffing |
by scuzzy-elo |
| One form of shoplifting is called box stuffing. This is when you take different items from a store, place them all in a large box with another item, and pay for the item. |
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Breaking into Buildings Under Construction |
by darkrob |
| Half finished buildings can be alot of fun to mess around in at night.There is a boatload of construction tools to take, tons of places toexplore, and alot of great opportunities to fuck around and have agreat time. |
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Butane Balloons |
by 6ix+Cee |
| Balloons that turn into a 5-foot high, 3-foot wide, fireball! |
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Bypassing Car Locks |
by scuzzy-elo |
| In this text, I will discuss the creation and use of tools for entering a locked car without the key. |
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CASEIN - Superglue X 1000 |
by Rhesus Monkey |
| Using three key ingredients (acetic acid, milk, bicarbonate of soda), you can make a very *STICKY* glue substance that can be a useful tool in pissing off your enemies! Have fun! |
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CD Knuckle Duster |
by -=Jaz2G=- |
| Fuck buying one, make one! |
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Care and Feeding of a Category Five Hurricane |
by infintyshock |
| Here in Florida we just got hit by two hurricanes in the past few weeks and a third one that is bigger than the first two is on its way here. It should be here Monday evening or early Tuesday. |
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Cement, Thermite, and Other Fun Car-killers |
by Fieldy |
| Ways to fuck someone's car up BAD! |
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Changing Traffic Lights Green |
by Officer Jack Handy |
| How to change traffic lights green like the police, ambulance and fire department do with things you can buy legally online and offline. |
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Changing your Fingerprints |
by Cameron |
| Sometimes changing your prints isn't always a good idea... Here's some things you may not have known. |
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Cheap Living: Dumpster Diving |
by scuzzy-elo |
| Guide to the art of dumpster diving. |
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Cheap Living: Flea Markets |
by scuzzy-elo |
| Thoughts on acquiring very cheap/free items from your local flea market. |
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Cheap Living: Free Food |
by scuzzy-elo |
| Thoughts on scams to acquire free food. |
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Cheat SCAN-TRON Machines |
| Describes in detail on how to cheat on those scan-tron tests |
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Christmas Destruction |
by Anonymous |
| It is very simple why many people do things like egging, or TPing houses. They want to either get back at someone or for the rush. When christmas rolls around and you need something a little more thrilling this is what one could do... |
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Civilian Espionage Forces |
by Ultimatum |
| What exactly is civilian espionage? I like to call it tangible hacking. Basically, its the same thing as computer hacking, except a building represents the target computer and you represent the packets. There are many practical uses for civilian espionage. For one example, many bail bondsmen (bounty hunters, in other words) will hire civilian espionage forces to scout out the position of a mark. In return, the civilian espionage force gets a cut of the bounty. |
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Common Chemicals |
by Rat_Bastard |
| A list of common chemicals and where to purchase them. |
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Cool Things to do at Kmart and Other Public Places |
by Spanky |
| One of the best things to do in Kmart is to have fun with the intercom
system. All ya have to do is walk up to an intercom, pick it up and start
talking... Dont worry, no one will pay attention to you anyway cause all
Kmart employees look like hoodlums. One of the best things to do is
announce a blue light special. Normally this would be pretty lame, but not
if you used Pee Wee Herman's voice...
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Counterfeiting Money |
| The process is this: a counterfeiter first creates actual-size photographic negatives of a note's front and back, then cleans up each negative with a jeweler's precision. The images on the negatives are burned onto a series of photosensitized aluminum plates, with each plate showing different details from the bill. |
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Creative Car Destruction |
by Good Boy 404 |
| A guide on how to destroy cars creatively. |
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Credit Card Fraud Made Easy |
by JimmyZ |
| Finding a Credit Card Number, Ordering Items, Finding a suitable DROP, and Credit Card Formatting. |
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Cutting High School Classes |
by Keisersosay |
| What to keep in mind when you want to play hooky for a few hours out of the school day. |
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DC Area Sniper Letter, Unredacted |
| The Washington area sniper letter |
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Defeating Shoplifting Security Tags |
by Oran |
| Generally, three types of security tags are used, Radio Frequency tags, Electromagnetic Strips and Acousto-Magnetic tags. |
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Disabling CCTV / Video Cameras |
by JimBot |
| A simple, inexpensive way to make sure you aren't being watched by those pesky surveillance cameras. |
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Disposing of a Body |
by untrue_thoughts |
| 16 steps to disposing of all those bodies you have lying around your house. Purely hypothetical, of course. |
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Do it Yourself Clitoridectomy |
by anonymous |
| This will cover two well know methods of removal of the clitoris that you yourself can do at home. |
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Don’t Listen to 0083RPHR33K |
by Vajlea |
| He told you crap about shoplifting from Target and Wal-Mart Based on stupid, childish assumptions. |
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Dont Do Stupid Shit Like Me |
by PureEvil |
| Commen sense, my dear friends, learn it the easy way. |
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Easy Bank/ATM Scam |
by DEEP BLUE |
| This is an easy scam, and from what I can find, I guess I came up with it, since no one else I talk to or read has heard of it. It's fool proof, easy and safe. All you need is a checking/savings account at a bank. |
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Easy Way to Cheat Parking Meters |
by Dali |
| If you live in any city or busy town, you probably get jacked quite often for an expired meter. In my city those parking enforcement bastards are writing you up seconds after the meter expires. |
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Ebay Scam |
by Jason |
| Big Ebay Flaw that's great for Buyers and Sucky For Sellers, and Ebay doesn't seem to care. |
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Escaping |
by canadiananarchyinjapan |
| OK you have committed your anarchial deed; and now are being pursued. Almost anyone can pull it iff but getting away with it is different. |
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Euthanasia: Still a Crime |
| Discussion on humane killing and Roswell Gilbert |
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Fake ID's for the Moronic Teenager |
by MP Nesto |
| Okay, in light of recent events, people asking me to make them ID's, people being stupid, and me having to much time on my hands, I have decided to write this guide for you, the moronic teenager who wants to make a fake ID. |
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Fake Identification |
by Confuzious |
| A method of making fake identification cheap, with materials that the average person can actually afford. |
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Fifth Chicken Prank |
by Jenson |
| A kaniving chicken run. |
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Fight to Maim: Non-Lethal Hand to Hand Combat |
by A Voice in England |
| In real life you must expect your opponent to be stronger than you when you study combat.Your study should be how to over come their advantages. |
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Fingerprints |
by *Ace* |
| Here is a way to disfigure your fingerprints without shedding any blood... |
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For Mischief Masters Only |
by Biocore |
| Most Mischevious stunts are pretty easy, or pretty lame. This is a guide to creative havoc and chaos that should only be attempted by those intelligent and experienced enough to pull it off. |
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Forest Bases |
by Galvaplex |
| Ever plan an attack on one of your enemy's homes? Ever get caught because your parents found your supplies and plans stashed under your bed? Then you my friend, need a base in the forest. |
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Frame Someone Using the SPCA, Press, & Cops |
by Blue Adept |
| If your mark is an oily cuss with a credibility
problem you should easily pull off this stunt. It
involves a cop, reporters, SPCA folks and some
farm animals. |
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Freaky Stuff Revenge Tactics |
by George Hayduke |
| This text was taken from the book Make 'em Pay by George
Hayduke. If you are a truly spiteful person and like revenge
this book is for you.
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Free Housing for Dummies |
by Quasar Bob |
| In depth look at methods of gaining entry to abandoned houses, and there many wonderful uses, for exaple, a drop spot for suspicious orders. |
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Fun At Construction Sites! |
by DIzzIE |
| Before you actually penetrate into the sacred lands of a construction site you must first achieve complete (or, at least partial) enlightenment. Spend a day or two with a stopwatch, a notebook, and some binoculars, observing the construction site. |
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Fun With Arnold |
by Madhatt3r |
| Adventures of an Arnold Sound Board in the small Mormon town of St. George, Utah. |
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Fun With Other People's Cars |
by buddycole |
| Want to have fun at night with other people's cars? |
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Fun at the Suburban Shoreline |
by Towelie 4:20 |
| Well, the shore I live next to has a seawall. People love to build little patios on those seawalls. Let's fuck with them. |
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Fun with Alka Seltzer |
by Uncle Wiggly |
| During the night (or when they're not home) take 10 packs of the
old Alka-seltzer and drop it down his hose, then fill the open
end up with Glue (a caulking gun works best). Then wait till he
tries to water his lawn and watch the hose explode in his face.
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Fun with Billboards |
by David Foreman |
| It is important to remove billboards. It is also important not to get
caught (so we can remove more billboards). I have always felt that burning
billboards (particularly in desert situations) is most effective. But it is
somewhat "revealing" when a 50 foot high sign explodes in front of your very
eyes, and those of who-knows who else, lighting up everything around for half
a mile. But there's a solution. |
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Fun with Cars & School |
by Skittles |
| Teen based fun that has to do with messin' with cars, and trashing your school! LOL! Easy ways to avoid being caught too! |
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Fun with Dry Ice |
by destroyeverything777 |
| Dry ice can be very fun in unlimited ways. Truly an all purpose material. |
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Fun with Food Additives |
| Syrup of Ipecac, Cascara Sagrada, Vinegar for Visine, it's all good! |
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Fun with Paper Mache |
by Biocore |
| Thought paper mache was for kids? not anymore. use it to create bombs, rockets, armor and other cool and mischevious stuff. |
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Fun with Paying Bills |
by rubyblood |
| Ways to have fun paying bills and maybe even piss a few people off while doing it. |
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Fun with Pornography |
| This tactic is best used against bluenose censors and others who would
impose their own personal beliefs upon you under penalty of law. |
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Fun with VersaTeller Machines |
by Terrorist Tactis |
| Here's some neat fun to have on versatellers in your city. Call the
versateller network center and tell them the machine is dammaged. Tell them you
have a problem with the machine... if they put you on hold tell them the machine
is handing out 20.00 bills right and left. Tell them someone just walked off
with $2000.00. |
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Fun with locusts |
| It's that time again, people, when all the locusts come out once more to
wreak havoc in your backyard. They get in your trees, your clothes, your hair,
and your baby sister actually wants to play with these things! What fun is
there in a bug who can barely fly? |
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Fundamentals for a Compound Hideaway |
by Global Dominator |
| There are only so many things you can do to protect yourself in a time of need, but the last problem you’ll need at a time like that is a safe place to go that has the supplies necessary to get you by until things are better. But if the economy tanks, the stock market slides into the crapper, and millions are put out of work and on the street (and you’re one of them), this might help. |
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Funny Money |
by Karl Ritter |
| Counterfeiters are rubbing their hands in anticipation of the largest currency launch the world has ever seen. Nearly 15 billion banknotes and 50 billion coins will begin changing hands on Jan. 1 next year, as the Euro becomes legal tender overnight in 12 member states of the European Union. |
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GTA At It's Finest |
by Dephiler |
| Ok, let's say you have managed to get into a car either because it was unlocked, or you learned a way to get by the lock (not very hard-a brick, key, slim-jim, or picks will do the job). Now what do you do? |
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Garage Shopping |
by farsh |
| For a few years now me and my friends have been doing soemthing that we like to call garage shopping. The basic idea is that you go out at night and find any open garages. I suggest you dont do this in your own neighborhood. |
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Get Booze... the Easy Way |
by BaKiE |
| So you don't wanna mess aroud with some liquor store man trying to convince him you're 21 even though you're clearly not? You dun wanna steal dat stuf from a place were you'll clearly get caught? Then you came to da right place my friend! |
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Getting Caught Stealing from Wal-Mart |
by Joe |
| What happens when you steal from Wal-Mart, and make a stupid mistake like myself, and countless others? |
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Grand Theft Auto |
by XF2001z |
| First pick a car, this is simple, use common sense, you obviously wouldn't break into a car that's parked right underneath the owners window, or one with a blinking light on the dash (unless your experienced and know how to get around the alarm), or one in a train station with cameras on the parking lot. |
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Hair Stink Bomb |
by RedAnarchist |
| Learn how to make a stink bomb in the cheapest way possible... |
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Hiding Stuff From Your Parents |
by hybridDarkness |
| This is for people who live with their parents and are sick of them going through all their shit. |
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Hitting The Fan |
by Chris P Bohn |
| What really happens when the shit hits the fan |
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How To Become An Assassin |
by The Propagation |
| To become an assassin, you must be a hunter. You must know the patterns and routines of your prey so that you may strike when they are most vunerable. To be an assassin, you must learn the way of the wizard, so you may stop the world and see with the eyes of God. The assassin must live in the shadows, have no true identity and exist in the common world on a deeper level. |
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How To Fuck With People |
by TRF |
| A detailed but amusing guide to revenge, compromising getting the right mindset, the best plan (includes examples) and how not to get caught. |
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How To Steal Things Without Removing The Magnetic Strips |
by D.J. Matlock |
| This is called the "Magic Bagg" cause all you do is walk in the door stick something in the "Magic Bagg" (without anybody seeing you), walk out and presto, No Beep! |
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How To piss people oFF !!!!! |
by Meecrob Master Blake |
| How to piss people off when you're 13.
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How to Break Into Cars |
by Xavier Fay |
| This file is a compilation of methods I have seen and heard of being used and also methods I have read about over the net. I am conveying information that I have collected through different sources. |
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How to Create a Power Outage Device |
by ShootMeImAnIdiot |
| This article details how to create a simple device to create a power feedback loop which results in a power outage or "blackout" in the area of effect. In addition to being easy to make, its also very easy to conceal and is extremely hard to prevent. |
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How to Create a Power-blackout Plug |
by ShootMeImAnIdiot |
| A "power-blackout plug" is a device which when place in a power recepticle (power socket) will cause an electronic feedback loop which results in the main breaker fuse to blow, causing a temporary but non-harmful power-outage |
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How to Defeat/Reactivate EAS Tags |
by dss sgport anerkyst |
| Defeating EAS store magnetic tags. |
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How to Ditch Your Class and Not Get Caught |
| It is very easy to ditch your class with the right materials... |
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How to Fuck Over the Banner Sites |
| Hate false warez that seems to crawl the internet? Hmmm.... me too. BUT there is an answer to this plague. |
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How to Fuck Up a Mailbox |
by lazyman |
| Hypothetical of course, here are a few ways to fuck up someone's mailbox. |
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How to Fuck Your School Up |
by walkon |
| This works best if you happen to have alot of derelict friends, as I
do... |
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How to Fuck with Someone's Car |
by midzmasta |
| how to strip the paint off someones car. |
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How to Get Anything on Anyone |
by Toxic Tunic |
| Every city has one or more offices dedicated to assigning numbers to the
telephone wire pairs. These offices are called DPAC offices and are available
to service Reps who are installing or repairing phones. |
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How to Get Back at the Asshole Next Door |
by dirt |
| Use your own garbage to pollute your next door neighbor. |
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How to Get Lost |
by Chris Masters |
| If you wanted to dissappear and stay missing here are seven steps to do it. |
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How to Have Fun at Kmart! |
by The Daredevil |
| Well, first off, one must realise the importance of K-Marts in society today.
First off, K-Marts provide things cheaper to those who can't afford to shop at
higher quality stores. Although, all I ever see in there is minorities and
Senior Citizens, and the poor people in our city. Personally, I wouldn't be
caught dead in there. But, once, I did. |
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How to Lead a Revolution Against a Teacher |
| Is a Teacher, Neighbour, Parent really pissing you off? Piss them off in a few short steps. |
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How to Overthrow a Country |
by Senator Bunker |
| Subjugation of a nation is a tremendous undertaking
requiring foresight, ingenuity, and careful thought. The first
task of many is to decide whether the country is a suitable
candidate for a drastic and sudden change in government. The
degree of difficulty varies with size, population, political
awareness, and literacy. |
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How to Piss Off KFC Employees |
by Ikilluslo |
| When you feel like pissing off the kids of the Colonel, you've come to the right place, my friend... Here's a list of 20 ways to fuck KFC employees right off |
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How to Piss Off Lunch Ladies |
by devils_little_minion |
| Easy and fun ways to see your school lunch ladies go crazy. |
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How to Piss Off McDonalds |
by Milk Man |
| Ever wanted to piss off McDonald's staff for bringing your shit late or cold or getting it wrong? Well, here's how... |
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How to Really Piss Off a Wallgreens or a Dominick's |
by Dr. Nitemare |
| Have you ever been in a drug store, such as Walgreens, and found
that you were out of money and really hungry? Or maybe you were just in
the mood for some fun. I've always been a mischief fanatic myself, and
thought I'd share with you some experiences I've had at Wallgreens and
Dominick's. |
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How to Scam Scanners and other Hardware |
by DIzzIE |
| Just like the title says, a howto on scamming scanners, printers, and other miscellaneous hardware |
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How to Smoke in Airplane Lavatories |
by DIzzIE |
| Bypassing Smoke Alarms without employing electronic sabotage |
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How to Start a Mafia Family |
by Matthew "Lenny the Bookie" Lorenzo |
| Need Protection? Need Money? Need Women? Need the law to give you a break? Need Respect? Want the easy life? If you answered yes to at least half of lease your ready to star a Mafia family.
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How to make Ricin |
by InfernoMDM |
| Ricin is a deadly drug used in assasinations... it's deadly to make too. If you try to follow this recipe you will probably kill yourself. |
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Improvised Stillbuilding And Distilling |
by Crimson Knight |
| The building and usage of an improvised still. |
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Just Desserts |
by Crapflinger |
| I used to work as a maintenance tech. at an apartment complex. Anyway, since it was a luxury complex, we had a fence that went around the whole thing. There is a high school next door attended by many of the spoiled brats that live at the complex. |
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Kick-ass Trick or Treating. |
by TVHenjin |
| Trick or treating is not some "cute" thing that stupid little kids do for fun! It's about adventure, free candy, and survival of the fittest! |
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Kill Spiders |
by Mojo Hojo |
| Arachnophobia is a fear of spiders which can lead to insanity. That would include me on my vacation but that's another story.
The little things run fast and are just about everywhere.
Here I will talk about my methods of dealing with them
and how I kill them when they get nasty. |
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Killing Canines the Coven Way |
by Mephisto |
| It's Saturday morning... 4 AM... You were supposed to be in 3 hours ago,
so you are sneaking in... And no matter what you do, whether it is try to
quietly open a window or slowly open the door, the damn dog your mother loves so
much starts barking like hell. Parents wake up, and you're busted. They
finally go to bed, wake up the next day, and find Fido splattered in the
Microwave. Damn mutts.
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Killing Chickens |
| The time honored way to kill a chicken is to lay its head on a
chopping block and chop it off. |
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Locked Window? Fear Not! |
by JakeF |
| This is an EXTREMELY simple way you can make a primitive tool to bypass the security system known as "a locked window". |
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Magic Bag |
by Modega |
| I've noticed lately a lot of questioning about the magic bag. Being a person who has used it himself, I am going to explain it to everyone in detail. |
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Mailbox Bomber's Manifesto |
by Lucas Helder |
| Prior to going on his mailbox-bombing spree, Lucas Helder sent this letter to The Badger Herald, a Madison, Wisconsin school newspaper. His idea is that fear of death is used as a tool to force people to conform to standards that the powerful want them to follow. Well DUH! This is his "big idea" that makes it worth killing people? Sounds like another typical raving schitzo to me. |
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Mailbox Info |
by Poetic Psycho |
| As I found out, Destruction of Mailboxes is a FEDERAL OFFENSE because the postal service is a Federal service and since the boxes hold Federal property (your mail, believe it or not) any damage to them is considered damage to the Federal Government. |
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Mall Trashing Part II |
by Midnight Maniac |
| The Trashing series continues. Yes you, the would-be Anarchist and
full time Non-comformist Terrorist, have followed us through our many
escapades... Trashing Neighborhoods, Trashing Malls, Trashing Supermarkets,
Trashing Hotels... |
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Masters of Mayhem Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War |
by BANANDIT |
| Paintballing, Banana Throwing, Banana In Mailboxes, Banana on Cars, Propaganda Making, Explosive Making, Smashing Mailboxes, Stealing Mail, Blowing Up Cars, Screaming Obscenities, Paintball Assault, CRAZY SHIT THAT WE HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THAT WE SHOULDNT HAVE. |
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Merritt Clifton and Samisdat |
by Gary S. Trujillo |
| Merritt Clifton is one of the few people around who can trace
the history of the small press movement back to the days when
Stephen and Rebecca Day hauled the first printing press from
England to the American colonies. He's also an independent
publisher in his own right. In 1973 he began putting out
_Samisdat_, a digest sized magazine whose stories, poems,
essays and reviews explore what he calls "the inexorable trend
toward self reliance, conservation, live and let live
anarcho-libertarian politics and transcendental philosophy". |
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Money Laundering |
by PyroPete |
| Money laundering is how criminals clean up "dirty" or stolen money. There are all sorts of ways to do this, most of which I don't know. |
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More Notes on How to Annoy Someone |
by Shooting Shark |
| There are three things you need on someone in order to really annoy them. |
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Mutant Insects |
by Jason Tyler |
| Mutate insects to aquire an immuntiy to common commercial pesticides/insectices. |
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Nicotine Poison |
by selion nixon |
| How to kill someone with simple cigarettes. |
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Offend People at Electronic Stores |
by clunt |
| A few easy ways to offend people involving cameras. |
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PRANK CALLING IS A MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
by chris |
| This is a story of some prank calls that i made that could put me in juevy. |
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Phun at Dinner |
by Mr Mullins |
| How to have fun at your parent's dinner party. |
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Pick Pocketing |
by anonymous |
| A relatively short (but very full of good information) about ways of pickpocketing. |
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Piss Off Drivers with Children's Toys |
by Total Pyro |
| Piss off drivers with Dart Guns, tennis balls, wagons etc. with minimum damage to the toys and maximun to the car. |
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Pissing Off People in Cars |
by Dr. Nitemare |
| In this file I will discuss the various techniques used
by myself and companions to bring the susceptible driver to the point of
actually leaving his car and chasing us. |
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Pool fun |
by Long John Silver |
| Fucking up swimming pools. |
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Prank Call Pickup Artist |
by Kung Pow |
| How to meet women over the phone that you may not have had a chance to do in the Real World. |
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Purses and Watches Pickpocketing Technique |
by White Taipan |
| A new way to pick pocket the tourists! |
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Radio Shack and Verizon |
by sysinit |
| All the code info you need to mod with Radio Shack and Verizon |
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Running From The Police |
| How to do evade and escape the long arm of the law. |
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Salting Lawns |
by Fa'ad |
| How to make someone's lawn die in the pattern you see fit. |
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Simple Stink Bomb |
by Nemitor |
| Make a stink bomb with two household ingredients. |
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Siphoning |
by Pyros The Leprechaun |
| What type of dirty scumbag steals oil? Me. |
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Skateboards and Methadone. |
by Doctor Beard |
| An account of a night on Methadone in the early ninties in Derby, England.
Stands as quite an accurate account of life in England at that time, well the subculture anyway. |
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Slow Death |
by Swamp Rat |
| Creeping death, starting at your ears... they ring... and feel numb and then
fall off like you've got leprosy... you start to bleed from your ear sockets... |
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So I Broke my Neck |
by proofisoutthere |
| I got drunk, climbed a tree, broke my neck -- the op and recovery. |
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Some Interesting Ways to Kill a Friend (or Enemy) |
by The Gremlin |
| Some interesting ways to kill a friend |
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Spin a Car 180 Degrees |
| How to perform a fast 180 degree turn in a car. |
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Stealing Library Books |
by LoneWolf |
| So you wanna take library books huh? I've done it seveal times and I guess I better teach your stupid ass. |
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Stinky Bomb |
by matt |
| Make anyplace unenterable due to the strong odor that will fill the room. |
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Stuff to do When You're Bored |
| Twenty-five things to do when you live in the South and you're bored. |
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Survival Supplies List |
by Zilith |
| Just a list of items to help you if and when the world ends. |
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Swimming Pool Lockers |
by om3ga |
| These used to be refundable, but some capitalist bastard thought it would be a good idea to charge the swimmers 50p every time they wanted to go in their locker. So a friend of mine told me this trick on how to get the key out every time without filling a narcs pocket with beer money. |
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Target |
by Dr. Santa |
| This is first hand knowledge from someone that not only used to work for Target, but was an Assets Protection Team Leader (LP manager) for several stores. First off, a lesson in the Assets Protection structure at Target. |
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Target II |
by Dr. Santa |
| The first article explained the basic security structure at Target. This article will give some more tips on shoplifting, along with some more Target policies that you can use to your advantage. |
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Target Pics |
by wunhunglo |
| Target takes photographs of shoplifters |
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Techniques of Harassment: How the Underdog Gets Justice |
by Victor Santoro |
| All of us have, at one time or another, wanted to "get" someone. For
various motives, such as jealousy, revenge, the desire to right some
injustice, we wish to see someone harmed or at least to be made to feel
extremely uncomfortable. |
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Telus/Bell Phone Box Cracking |
by CerealKillah |
| A way to open Telus/Bell phone box, without the use of brute force. |
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The 10 Commandments of Revenge |
by George Hayduke |
| This text was taken from the book Make 'em Pay by George
Hayduke. If you are a truly spiteful person and like
revenge this book is for you. |
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The 100 Best, Most Clever, and Most Disturbing Ways to Kill Yourself |
| #14 Shove a Chef's knife up your butt. #17 Have your best friend run you over with a steamroller. |
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The Anarchist's Cookbook - Explosives |
by William Powell |
| Explosive recipes from the Anarchist's Cookbook |
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The Anarchist's Guide to Civilian Warfare |
by The Tracker |
| Guide to Civilian Warfare and Sabotage |
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The Anti-Authoritarian's Guide to the Liberation of Kinko's |
by The Senator |
| You've seen the commercials. Some guy running to Kinko's at 2 A.M.
because he has to have three hundred copies of this brochure in full
color in four hours or his boss will be really pissed or something like
that. So, I figure it's fair to assume that the main reason Kinko's exists is
to save Yuppies' jobs. |
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The Art And Science of Burglary |
by Rogue Leader |
| I'll make this short and sweet: a dark car will do best, that keeps a low profile. Make sure your car is reliable, simply for the fact that while leaving the scene of the crime, you don't want to be observed because you are stuck. A full gas tank is probably a good idea too, it will help, and I'll tell you why later. |
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The Berserk |
by !_Nihil_! |
| History on the berserk and methods to achieve the infamous state of mind. |
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The Definitive Guide to Infiltration |
by Infrared |
| An outline of basic knowledge and equipment necessary for successful stealth infiltration. |
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The Definitive Vending Machine File |
by Fixit |
| A guide for opening up vending machines, no matter how modern. These ways really work, unlike some of the other methods. |
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The Effects of Over-Sheltering on a Child |
by Katie Olson-Schmidt |
| Although every parent want to shelter their child from things that are (deemed by society as) "bad," sometimes this valiant attempt can backfire and create a situation that the parents never intended for. Here you will read the account (based on a VERY true story) of what happened to one sheltered, homeschooled, Christian child who was never prepared for society before being placed into it. |
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The Flooding House |
by bogsmasher |
| This story tells about how I flooded a house. |
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The Legacy Of PAUL |
by DumFux |
| The birth, death, and need of ressurection of the prank phone calling fun with a man named PAUL. |
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The Miniature Arsonist Set |
by Good Boy 404 |
| The absolutely minimal gear. |
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The REAL Rules of Carding! |
by Dr. Chip of Red Sector |
| Credit card fraud |
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The School Stopper's Textbook - A Guide To Disruptive Revolutionary Tactics |
by E. Goldstein |
| Revised edition for junior high/high school dissidents. |
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The Terrorist's Handbook |
by Even Steven |
| The classic text file that's been kicking around the net in various formats for years and years. A collection of all sorts of Bad Ideas that you should never actually try under any circumstances. |
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The Transcendental Shotgun |
by Ben Orioli |
| The Gauntlet of Immorality. |
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Thirty-five Ways to Get Rid of Boredom in Class |
by Dylan Use-a-Bell |
| 35 ways to help you have more fun in school. |
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Top 10 Illegal Places to Skate in Arcata, CA |
by Sammy P. Kearns |
| There are always those silent controversies that never end, yet don't get the attention they deserve. No, I'm not talking about explicit television or the drug war. I'm talking about skateboarding the wonderous and spamtastic streets of Arcata, CA. I have cogitated up a list of those places us skateboarders will cherish in our hearts. |
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Twenty Ways to Disrupt School Assemblies (cDc) |
by Sid Vicious |
| Basically anti-social, anti-establishment? Hate school? Who doesn't!
Here's 20 things to screw up those JOCK-O-RAMA pep rallies and various other
senseless assemblies in your fascist school... just TRY to have fun... |
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Untraceable |
by gern blanston |
| A non-physical wire tap and tape. |
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Using Candy for Revenge |
by George Hayduke |
| This one may take some getting used to, and you may not even want to read
it... it's pretty yucky. But it came in and is sworn to as true by the
perpetrator. It shows me how far people will go when they are frustrated
or screwed over by someone else. Our source here is a man who wants to
call himself The Phantom from Whitman's Samplers. You'll see the cogency
in a moment. |
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Video Case Swapping |
by Catalyst |
| Days later it started to hit me; I was now without pornography. Underage and too embarrassed to ask a friend, I had absolutely no way of purchasing my beloved smut. It was time to get dirty. On a Sunday at 6:10 PM I went for a several minute walk down to a local video store, not Blockbuster or any major label, just an independent store renting everything and anything. |
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Wal Mart Theft: Spy Shoppers |
by Destiny |
| This is my getting caught shoplifting at Wal Mart story. |
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War Tactics |
| How to kill using bamboo rods, hand to hand combat, the bog trap, and the Johnny (Fatman) Campo Bomb. |
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What to do on a Clear Summer Night |
by Cablecast 0perator and Pyro Maniac |
| Ya! School is finally out! It's a
warm 70 degrees with no wind, the
stars are bright, and the moon is
full -- not a cloud in the sky! Since
the BBS's aren't able to be logged on
to until after everyone is asleep,
why not get a friend or two and go
outside? |
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Why Syngress.com Needs Hack Proofing |
by DIzzIE |
| Exploring a common weakness in e-commerce websites dealing in virtual content. Or why directory structure is of pivotal importance. |
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You can be a Peeping Tom without Getting Caught |
by Brutus Maccabee |
| Ok, you're a normal guy with normal needs. Your girlfriend won't put out;
you don't have enough for a whore. Pornos and Playboy just don't cut it
anymore. You want real live sexual activity before you. Fucking the Dead is
one way. (Someone wrote a file on that didn't they?) But this way maggots don't eat your cock off while you're a-fucking. |