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Automotive Executions

by The Clayman


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Over the years I have seen and done some pretty nasty things to an Automobile. Some of the things that I have seen suggested on this site work. Some others are lame attempts written by kids out to cause a little bit of mischief. Here are some sure-fire ways to ruin a marks pride and joy.

A tin of Automotive paint remover poured in nice patterns and slogans on your marks car. This stuff costs under $10 at any auto shop and will strip the paint right back to bare metal in about 45 minutes. The problem with this stuff is once it goes onto the paintwork it starts working straight away, trying to wash it off results in more problems. How cool is that?

A tyre valve remover also works wonders too. Just loosen the valve enough so it starts to 'Hissss' then turn the valve back 1/4 of a turn. When the mark drives off and hits a pothole or speedhump in the road there will be a very good chance of blowing the tyre valve into orbit. This also renders the tyre un-inflatible unless a new valve is inserted into the tyre.

From the outside of the Vehicle there are a number of things can be done to make your marks car less Valuable:

Some quick set Supa-Glu and an old key broken into the locks works fine, unless they have central locking... A couple of cuts with a craft knife into the front rubber break lines, let that break fluid fly...While under there, cut 1/2 way through the fan belt too... A couple of pin holes in the radiator hose... With an adjustible spanner, loosen or remove the engine sump-plug, let the oil run free... If you can reach up far enough to the inline-fuel-filter, you will find more rubber hose to pin-hole, make sure it leaks fuel back onto the engine block, 'cause when the engine's exhaust heats up!!?!...

All of this can be done under the car without lifting the hood...

The only thing to ruin an exhaust pipe is a can of Expanda-foam. It can be bought at any hardware store for around $5. It is used in building so to fill cracks and gaps within masonary. It sets solid in about 2 hours. So Just put the nozzel up the exhaust pipe and fill away...Result, the endine may not start or the exhaust system will blow...Dont bother with Potatos and Bananas, MYTHBUSTERS blew that one right out the window...

Quick-set concrete in the fuel system has been known as he only thing to ruin the fuel system...Leave your Sugar, Bleech, Mothballs at home, they dont work...Diesel fuel into an Unleaded fuel car also fouls the Fuel system, but doesn't destroy it. Just remove the fuel cap add funnel and concrete...

Supa-Glu and Sand onto the windshield wipers does some really nice 'scratch' damage to the Windscreen...

Another nice one is to get some tie-wire and place a dead fish ON-top of the exhaust pipe hotdog or baffle, make sure that it is tied on tight...When your mark goes for a drive they will start to notice a rather foul smell, and within a month, the car should have nice pungent aroma...

Crack a couple of eggs onto the vents at the back of the hood, just in front of the windscreen, the air intake vent...This will foul the Air-conditioner in the car...This one stinks the car out really bad...

Run an oily rag over the front/rear disk breaks...This sorely hinders the marks stopping power...

All the above actions have been tried and been very successful. I would strongly discourage any person(s) from attempting these acts, as they DO work.. Plus they can have some serious effects upon your mark, maybe even resulting in death...I cannot be held liable for any information enacted upon in this document, this information is for education and awareness purposes only...

 
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