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Siphoning

by Pyros The Leprechaun


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"Siphoning."

Hello. My name is Pyros, well actually it isn't and that's a load of shit so sorry to waste your time. Anyway, this file is about siphoning.

"What is siphoning?"

you ask. Siphoning, when it was first created, was the stealing of petrol from the petrol tank of a car. I am not going to tell you how to get free petrol because that just takes common sense. I am going to tell you how to get oil.

"Oil? What an odd fellow."

Most people have an oil tank in their back garden, so that's where we will get our oil from. All you need is a bottle and some string. That's not too complicated. If you don't have any string, tear down your victim's clothes line.

Over your victim's back garden wall we go. If you can't climb over the wall, it doesn't take a genius to get into somebody's back garden. Don't bother checking to see if there's somebody home, siphoning should take less than 30 seconds. Tie the string around the neck of the bottle and open the lid of the oil tank. Throw the bottle in. When you take it back out of the oil tank, the bottle will be filled with oil and you are victorious, now get out of my back garden. You now have oil for burning at your leisure.

Commercial buildings have huge oil tanks and you can go there constantly and they won't notice.

Maybe somebody should write a file on getting petrol from the petrol tank of a car because in the words of Dr. Olaf Isachsen (that faggot), "common sense isn't so common".

"God that file was stupid."

 
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