totse.com | Drive-By Shootings

NOTICE: TO ALL CONCERNED Certain text files and messages contained on this site deal with activities and devices which would be in violation of various Federal, State, and local laws if actually carried out or constructed. The webmasters of this site do not advocate the breaking of any law. Our text files and message bases are for informational purposes only. We recommend that you contact your local law enforcement officials before undertaking any project based upon any information obtained from this or any other web site. We do not guarantee that any of the information contained on this system is correct, workable, or factual. We are not responsible for, nor do we assume any liability for, damages resulting from the use of any information on this site.

Is somebody pissing you off and you just have to kill him, or are you just looking for a good time? Well, you can do something about it by knowing how to accomplish a drive by shooting and getting away with it.

1. Shoot into areas where there are tons of witnesses. That means don't go to Pier 39 in San Francisco and start blowing people away with an Uzi. You will be arrested for sure and you won't have a prayer in court.

2. Speed away from the scene of the crime; just stay calm and drive away as if nothing ever happened.

That was only the beginning. If you aren't even capable of following those guidelines, there will be a spot waiting for you in San Quentin with the key in some garbage dump thousands of miles away.

Before you start you need to prepare for it in the proper way. This means that before you make your trip, you need to do some things in advance.

1. Stake out the area about a week in advance and see if there are coppers patrolling the area. If there are, just leave.

2. You should choose an area that is residential and not nearby businesses that are open for late night (bars, strip clubs, etc.). Another thing, know where the police departments are, because you do not want to be near those.

3. You will need some equipment. When staking out the area, notice the kinds of cars that a lot of the people drive in the area. This should give you a pretty good idea of what car you should drive in there. If you stake out an area in Oakland, don't be driving a Ferrari on Sedentary, for example, but try to bring something like a Dodge Dart or a Pinto or some other shitty old car.

4. Steal the license plates off of another car and attach them to the old junker you will bring into the area. This way, the police will have a hard time connecting the car to the scene of the crime.

5. Use an unregistered gun. You don't need the weapon being connected to you, especially a limited edition one.

6. Wear all black, and cover your face with a ski mask and your hands with gloves. If there are any witnesses around, they will have a difficult time determining your skin color. For eye cover, wear dark shades to cover up your eyes and further help your cause.

7. Show up between 12-5 A.M., when everybody in the area should be in bed except for the gangs and drug lords, but those people are too stupid to recognize anyone but their own homies.

8. If you are just shooting to blow out windows, look out for witnesses. If there are any, and you have left behind any trace of evidence, you will need to blow them away.

9. If you are shooting to kill people, your best odds of success are to hunt for loners.

10. Know your way out of the area. If you don't, it makes people suspici- ous of you and the police will be hot on your tail.

This file is shareware, so if you have any better ideas, you can alter the text and I won't care. I would never do this stuff; I just had to share this information to the public. I hope to eventually come up with the ideas for a file on how to have other people convicted for crimes that YOU committed! Till then...