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The Beer Blues
by Sir Death
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When the World (in our minds/money) runs out of Beer.
Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, Inc.
THE BEER BLUES
TO EHE OF SHNAATE, I HAVE JIIHHT. I AM SORRY THEYZ NO MORE
ALCOHOL LEFT, WE SEEMED TO HAVE DEVOURED THE WORLDS SUPPLY. THE END OF
MANKIND IS SOON TO FOLLOW, I AM SURE. WE HAVE KNOWN THIS THING, ALTHOUGH
WE HAVE NOT DONE SHIT TO STOP IT. MAYBE BEING STONED OUT OF OUR MINDS
HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. WE HAVE NOT COME TO A CONCLUSION YET. THEY
WERE WORRIED ABOUT POLLUTION, NUCLEAR WASTE, THE OLD STAR WARZ PLAN,
UNEMPLOYMENT, STARVATION, THE HOMELESS, WHETHER OR NOT THEY COULD HAVE
THE CAR SAT. NIGHT. MY, MY, SUCH TRIVIALITIES. WELL WE KNOW HOW IT WILL
REALLY END, DON'T WE?
NO MORE ALCOHOL PARTIES, NO MORE PARTIES. NO MORE TRAIPSING OF TO
THE GRAVEYARD FOR A LITTLE FUN AND DRINK. NO MORE GOING TO THE BEACH TO
GET SCORCHED. NO MORE GOING TO TILDEN TO GET BLITZED. WE WILL DIE
FELLOWS, ALL OF US, OUR HEARTS (AND LIVERS) WILL DIE.
BITCHING ABOUT TERM PAPERS, BLOWN CAR PARTS, AND BILLS USED TO BE
THE ORDER OF THE DAY.........WHAT WERE WE DOING WHILE COMPLAINING? YES!
YES! YES! DRINKING! OH THAT GLORIOUS BEVERAGE CALLED BEER!! BUT NOW,
THERE IS NONE. GONE, NO MORE. THIS IS A SAD DAY INDEED.
IT STARTED WITH ONE, MAYBE TWO, AND AT A BIG PARTY, 3 BEERS.
WORKING OUR WAY UP, WE MADE IT TO 2 CASES OF...........................
......................B U D W E I S E R..........................
GOD WE WERE PROUD, WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT, EH? YESSIR THAT WAS SOMETHING
ELSE. NEVER AGAIN WILL THAT HAPPEN.
WE HAVE COME TO THE END OF A GREAT EAR. ALL OF AMERICA, AND THE
WORLD WILL SHARE IN OUR MISERY TONIGHT, BOYS. LET US MUTTER THE NAME
OF OUR LORD IN PRAYER..........
...B U D W E I S E R...
...B U D W E I S E R...
...B U D W E I S E R...
the
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